#pm asks

so, do you think michael would have called 'private parts' their full or scientific name OR would he be totally chill with calling them a pussy or cock (forgive my bluntness, i have no idea how else to phrase that) OR do you think he would make his own little names for them because he gets a bit embarrassed? i hope the question isnt something you consider an absolutely-disgusting-never-talk-to-me-again kind of question, i just got a tad bit curious and i dont have many people to talk to about this (i keep forgetting that im an ADULT, and people my age HAVE LIVES, and dont have the time to talk all day about michael jackson)

Hi my dear sweet anon!

First of all please don’t be embarrassed to message me I love to yap as the 3 people I chat with on here can tell ya 🤭🫡

Secondly, please understand I am an Aries Sun with a Pisces Moon (Michael too btw) and A Scorpio Rising with a Gemini Venus which means I am deeeeeeply unserious

Thirdly, let’s process this together 🤭

Let’s break it down by era

Starting with Off the wall (I refuse to talk about teenage Michael outside of his talent because I am in my 30s and that’s weird and suspicious and gross.)

✨Off The Wall Michael ✨

is inexperienced but that's okay he loves to read books and has come across a few about the female boy and took sex ed seriously.

would start off calling them private parts of even by the scientific names which is very endearing and sweet.

Then once he’s comfortable enough with being sexually active with you, he's never vulgar because he's afraid of repulsing you. He absolutely says penis.

He's fascinated with the vagina, pointing out every part of it he read in books, talking you through it while bringing you to climax.

"this is your glans clitoris or simply the clitoris and if I rub it like this while my fingers curl in your vagina about 2 inches on the anterior wall..." driving you crazy with those wonderful long fingers before adding his tongue in the mix, giving you an orgasm and sex ed lesson at the same time.

When it's time for you to return the favor, after much blushing and him being shy, he guides your hand to him, only after you make him promise it's something he really wants.

"Don't want you to feel pressured. We don't have to do anything you don't want to do sugar." you tell him, reassuring him you can go as fast or slow as he wants.

When you do, he insists on wearing a condom at first, even though you both had been tested* and your results were clear** so he decided you were right and forgo the condom. Once you lower your mouth on him, he doesn't curse much outside of a shit or fuck, not grabbing your head but lightly guiding you.

when he's approaching his peak, he tries to warn you but you don't move and he spills in your mouth apologizing.

after you swallowed he says 'i didn't pressure you into that right?"

You reassure him no, insisting that you wanted to swallow calming his worried mind.

Both of you learn about aftercare for one another

🧟Thriller Michael🧟

still has that bit of innocence to him, so he'd softly say words like dick but never pussy.

"That's too special to be called something so...demeaning." is what he'd say even after you say its okay to call it that when fucking each other, which would make him also say

"I'm not doing that to you, I'm making love to you sweetheart." with a serious face before showing you exactly what he meant....several times. He had no issue tiring you out but only whispered sweet affirmations in your ears while pummeling you into a mattress.

"you feel so good on my dick mama, keep coating me like that."

"am i hitting that spot baby. need me to go deeper?"

"I love making love to you, I don't want to stop."

Will affirm how amazing he finds your body while having sex with you

☠️Bad Michael☠️

this is when he starts getting more and more comfortable with being more vulgar....way more comfortable

If Thriller Michael was pummeling you into a mattress...Bad Michael was trying to make you and the mattress become one the way he had you twisted and bent up.

nothing but absolute FILTH came out of his mouth before and during your escapades.

Picked up a BDSM book while picking out his tour outfits and was set on seeing you in several positions//dynamic***

He'd say pussy alright.... sweet pussy, needy pussy any adjective before pussy he would say while deep inside you. lip tucked between his teeth and all.

he'd also ask how does he feel.

"this dick feels good sweetheart?"

"Love when my dick hits that spot baby?"

He'd also slip in saying cock sometimes but you'd let him know you'd prefer him saying dick****

🧨Dangerous Michael🧨

is fully aware of what to say and what to do to turn you on in public

confidence in his language is at 10000. he will lean in and whisper the filthiest things while smiling AND chewing his gum. He also loved to add "with your permission of course"

"I can't wait to get you alone and fuck you until your pussy leak all over me. with your permission of course."

"keep switching that beautiful ass like that and I'm going to bend you over and fuck you until you come at least 5 times. With your permission of course."

"biting your lip like that makes me remember how good your lips feel on my dick."

constantly grabbing at your waist to press you against him, feeling your body stiffen when you feel how hard he is.

🪙History + Invincible Michael🪙

got the gold pants because he wanted to easily change clothes on tour...and wanted to show off his dick.

At this point...that man is a full on menace but all for one person...you.

Positions where you are whining his name, begging for him to deepen his strokes? Yes

You riding him and saying he has the perfect dick makes him groan loudly

2000 Watts was a sexual manifesto dedicated to the exploration of sex with you

Loves a sex toy, loves to see you moan his name or gasp for him to stop (you didn't use the safe word***** so he won't)

Also loves to make love to you everywhere even in hidden public places while whispering how good you feel

"This pussy was made for me...right baby"

"love the way your pussy drips on my dick when I stroke you slowly"

shy in public...a menace in private

making love or fucking, vagina or pussy, dick or cock (shudders), it doesn't matter because pleasure is the main goal here.

Anon this wasn't exactly what you asked for butttt I hope you like it???

* go get tested. every 6 months. knowing your status is hot and sexy

** language is important. when talking about stis/stds lets stop saying clean and start saying clear. clean implies that people with stds/stis are dirty

*** I see a lot of writings surrounding dom/sub dynamics and I hope y'all are doing your research and due diligence because don't let no one's raggedy ass son, daughter or entity be mean to you and call it being a dom. That's not how that works!!!

****this is me being VERY bias cause I don't like the word cock lmao.

*****safe words are important!

Pairing: Armin Arlert x Fem! Reader Chapter: 14/14 Word Count: ~61,500 Content: First love, virginity loss, friends to lovers (sort of), slow burn Content warnings: Eventual smut Series Summary: Reader and Armin fall out of an air carrier during a training mission and get lost at sea. They wash up to a shore that isn’t Paradis and have to figure out how to blend in to survive. They meet some interesting people and work together to try to get back home.

Chapter one - Water (2.9k words)

      Reader and Armin fall out of an air carrier during a training mission and end up in the ocean. They manage to wash ashore but they have no idea where they are.

Chapter two - The Fight (4.6k words)

       Armin convinced Reader to let him out for the day. On their way out, they get into some trouble and Reader gets hurt.

Chapter three - Francisco (3.4k words)

      As Reader is healing, Armin gets time to talk more with Francisco. They both have to make a decision on whether they trust him or not.

Chapter four - New Days (5.4k words)

      Reader and Armin make a trip into town to buy some new clothes. Both taken out of their comfort zone, they start to see things a little differently, including each other.

Chapter five - Advice (5.5k words)

      Armin’s feelings for Reader get stronger and Francisco steps in to help. Later, Armin stumbles across something in Francisco’s library that he can’t keep out of his head.

Chapter six - Party (4.7k words)

      It’s Francisco’s birthday and he planned a huge party with all of his friends, Armin and Reader included. With the slight courage of alcohol, Armin doesn’t want to waste another chance at telling Reader how he feels.

Chapter seven - The Beach (4k words)

      Reader meets up with Armin at his favorite beach to talk about things.

Chapter eight - Cheesecake (4.7k words)

      After Reader’s confession a couple weeks before, she was searching for the perfect time to make her move. What better way than through Armin’s favorite food?

Chapter nine - I Want You (5.2k words)

      Reader and Armin take their relationship to another level. I mean, we all knew this was coming.

Chapter ten - The Fight pt. 2 (4.9k words)

      Armin and Reader go on a date, but not without finding some trouble before the night’s over.

Chapter eleven - The Trip (3k words)

      Reader and Armin spend their last day with Francisco and set out to Paradis.

Chapter twelve - No Matter What (3.8k words)

      Reader and Armin work to get back into the routine of living on Paradis.

Chapter thirteen - Cheese, Books, and Sex (3.2k words)

      Armin and Reader celebrate Armin’s birthday alone.

Chapter fourteen - Red, Polka-Dotted Dress (3.2k words)

Oh my, I have no idea, but if they did I would probably die of happiness.  I still have my 40K gems saved for Steven, even after the Lance and Cynthia event.  (No Lance, but I did get Cynthia).

My guess is probably not, though.  I’m not sure if they’ll have a special event planned for Valentines Day, but I do know their one dev letter mentioned a special 6 month celebration in March.  Also, Red’s voice actor was recently revealed, so I’m not sure if that means he’s on the horizon or not...

He shredded him into pieces!

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pov you just walked in on two idols who fucked up their makeup on intermission and they havent noticed you yet