So this are my headcanons for this Earth-chan thing
Mercury-san: Short (4′7) Tanned. Pervert (he’s always feeling ‘hot’). His hair is silver. He has a crush on Venus. His big brother(Aniki), Sun, it’s always on him. Since he’s short, he has no problem when it comes to look below lady’s skirts. He likes the band Queen.
Venus-kun: You could say she’s not tall but neither short (5′3). Not as tanned as Mercury. She has a great body: Blonde, big breasts, thick legs, but she’s also a nerd. (Since Venus’ days are longer than its year, the planet breaks our idea of what is supposed to be. Venus-kun does the same. She’s hot af, but she’s also a nerd). Her bestfriend is Earth-chan.
Earth-chan: Also 5′3. She’s scared of Sun-sama, if she gets too close to him she will end up very damaged for some reason. Earth-chan is the main protagonist, and she’s, sadly, dying slowly. Her friends know this, but they don’t wanna talk about that. She does as much as she can to have fun in her last days. (Also, she wears the NASA shirt, cuz the NASA is the school they all go to. Thanks to NASA she made all those friends.)
Moon-sama: 4′9. She’s a kuudere with half of her face hidden (*cough cough* the dark side of the moon.) She knows Sun-sama has a crush on her, but prefers to ignore him by hidding behind Earth-chan. She has no time for your bullshit.
Mars-san: 5′2. His hair is red, and he prefers red clothes too. He believes in aliens, obviously, and has a lot of shirts that say “I don’t believe in humans”, after all they’ve done to his crush, Earth-chan. Earth-chan likes Mars, and wants to be (on) by his side all the time she has left; Mars promised Earth-chan that after she passes, he will take care of her dear humans, even if that brings his death. He tends to blush frequently, specially near to his crush.
Phobos and Deimos: The twins. Mars’ younger siblings. Phobos the girl, and Deimos the boy. NO, THEY ARENT AN INCESTUOUS PAIR
Ceres-chan: 4′1. She’s in primary school, and often tries to hang out with the others.
Jupiter-senpai: 5′11. With a yakuza hair style in his orange-brown head, he intimidates the whole class and all his kouhai. But deep inside, he has a great heart, and whenever someone tries to attack his friends and kouhai, is the one who protects them all. He has too many siblings.
Saturn-senpai: 5′7. Like Jessie and James, Jupiter and Saturn patrol the hallways, always looking to mock on their kouhais. She loves jewerly, a bit too much, and will be sure of be the shinning one of the group. She also gave friendship rings to Jupiter, Uranus and Neptune.
Neptune-senpai: 5′5. He’s the emo kind. Doesn’t actually tries to be one of the “cool kids”, but the others consider he is… he’s very cold. Earth-chan shows a lot of interest on him, he’s so mysterious. He can speak fluid english and french. And his bestfriend is, sadly, Uranus. He found a dog in the street, took him home, and called him Triton.
Uranus-senpai: 5′3. He’s the clown of the class. Always making jokes (but not about his name). He’s cold deep inside, but decides not to show it. He’s very slow, but loves chemistry class. Also, doesn’t have any idea why he is with the cool kids; his bestfriend is Neptune. Nobody else gives a fuck about him.
Pluto-chan: 4′1. She’s also in primary school, and is always complaining because -thanks to Earth-chan- nobody considers she should hang out with them anymore, cuz she’s different cuz she’s too smol or some shit.
Sun-sama. 6′7. HE’S THE S E N P A I. He may be big, but he only want all his kouhai to be safe and warm. He has a crush on Moon-sama, but she won’t ever notice him. He’s affraid of what could happen to Earth-chan, more of what could happen to him and to the rest if something gets to happen to him. He’s very close with the kids in first class, but the ones in second class want to be as far of him as possible.
I think that’s all
Oh, and Halley. She’s the exchange student that is hardly ever seen.
yup that’s all
