so what if Steve had amnesia and the last thing he remembers is being turned down by the army again, and suddenly he's in the future, and he's in this new body, and Bucky has a metal arm, and there's this kind agent who is being very helpful that he's apparently living with 

...

"So Phil and I are..." Steve waves a hand over his - their apartment and Bucky gives him a sympathetic look. 

"You two are practically married, its adorable." Bucky pats his hand, thankfully not with the metal one, and Steve drops his head to the table with a sigh. 

Bucky only laughs harder when the table cracks. 

"Super strength Steve, remember?"