oh my god. mr. and mrs. smith au.

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oh my god. mr. and mrs. smith au.

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I would love to do a Glee/Shameless crossover.
One where characters from both shows can interact. Like Fiona, who hopelessly falls for the wrong guy, catching the attention of Puck who struggles to keep a ‘normal’ job and makes most of his money through illegal means.
Or thrusting the Gleeks into this different world, with a different upbringing. A world where a more moral Quinn gave way to skank!Quinn early on. Quinn who’s partner in crime is badboy!Blaine (or Sam... or Puck).
Basically, I’m anxiously waiting for Shameless to return and wouldn’t mind doing a plot or two to tide me over until then. Anyone interested?
The GRABBY HANDS post.
I've been trying not to start anything because I'm bad enough at replying in a timely manner as it is, but there are a few plots that absolutely WILL NOT leave my head, so I may as well post them and see if any of you lovely kind talented people will give me them. Yes.
i. ABOUT TIME.
I watched this movie. It was an enormous mistake. If you haven't watched it, it's about this guy who turns 18, and his father tells him all men in their family can travel around in time during his own life by going into a dark place (say, a closet) and concentrating on the moment he wants to go to. He tells him every male in their family has used it for a different thing: have enough time to read every book, make a lot of money, etc. The guy decides to use it to find love, and along the way he learns to balance tweaking things without completely changing his life in the present. Like, for example, changing something from before he meets his wife may ned up with him not being on the right place to meet her later on, etc.
So. Faberry. Either Quinn or Rachel find out they can go back in time and fix things, and try to figure out where exactly shit went wrong in their relationship, and fix it while they're at it. I think it could be fun to go back to canon scenes and tweak them, and then move back to the present and see how it's changed their lives. Keep going back and forth until whoever we decide is the traveling one finally gets it right.
ii. ALMOST FAMOUS.
Yes, it took me until 2014 to finally watch this. But Faberry (is anyone surprised?) on tour in the 70s. I like any combination of the girls playing sheltered writer, groupie and rockstar. Yes.
Rachel has been a groupie for a while in hopes of getting her own shot at being on stage and suddenly sheltered, innocent, hopeful writer Quinn pops up on tour and gets an enormous crush on Rachel, but Rachel is a bit busy having a self-destructive relationship with the rockstar? YEs.
Quinn was kicked out after getting pregnant and gave the baby up for adoption, then became a groupie and started a self-destructive relationship with the rockstar, and suddenly innocent, ambitious Rachel gets hired as a back up singer and she wants nothing to do with all those drugs and alcohol but dammit is that groupie cute? okAY!
Quinn is a rockstar and she's used to fucking every girl in sight, and Rachel is a mega fan who jumps at the chance of getting Quinn's attention so she becomes another notch in Quinn's guitar, so to speak, but then it becomes more than that? yES ma'am.
Honestly. Whichever combination you want.
iii. PRINCESS DIARIES.
Awkward teenager Rachel Berry finds out her birth mom Shelby Corcoran is an actual queen (Arendelle optional), which makes her a princess. She also happens to have been engaged to young Lord Fabray, who is dashingly handsome and a politically wonderful marriage prospect. But Rachel happens to find her bethroted's younger sister, Quinn, a little more interesting.
iv. UNTITLED CISGIRL!ARTITTY PROJECT.
I want to play an Anna Kendrick-faced cisgirl!Artie. I love Kitty. I think Artitty is the only good thing to come out of that shittiest of seasons. And I also think adding lesbians to anything makes it exponentially better, especially when one of them is a popular cheerio with an attitude problem and Christian issues, and the other is an enormous geek who says 'swag' unironically.
Please.
v. JULYBERRY DOES NOT NEED A TITLE THANK YOU.
I only played Julyberry for a few short weeks once, but I loved every second of it and I want some more. I'm open to pretty much all plots with them, from redos to completely AU to whatever you want. Julyberry. This is one of the many plots that would fit them.
vi. OTHER.
Things I've previously reblogged and still want intensely (open to ship suggestions, even if I tend to default to Faberry): [i] [ii] [iii] [iv] [v] [vi] [vii] [viii] [ix] [x]
*deep breath* Okay, I'm done.
I'd love to have a pen pals rp, with actual letters that you photoshop and post.
*whispers* cisgirl!fabrevans where quinn and samantha are church friends and quinn hopes samantha won't find out about her sinful lesbian thoughts but samantha is a bit too busy making sure quinn doesn't find out about her sinful webcam/sexy blogger side job. during a particularly adventurous google search quinn stumbles upon samantha's blog and after the initial shock starts messaging her anonymously and they start an online kind of relationship but quinn remains pokerfaced in church and samantha has no idea it's her until quinn leaves her phone in samantha's car and samantha goes to message her mysterious ladyfriend and sees her message on quinn's phone.

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I want a faberry 1x1 au where Rachel is a single mother and Quinn has a little hipster book shop and she does story time with children and Rachel's daughter loves her and wants to go every week and Rachel is ~focused on her career~ and ~doesn't have time for a relationship~ but she falls for the hipster book lady anyway because FABERRY.