#pljmathison

Well, I never-! Why don’t you bloody make me, you flame-cranium? I think that you like my key smashing-- In fact, I’m going to toss a goddamned megaphone into the void to broadcast all manner of it, from laptop to vintage, on 24 hours loops, with only brief interludes to tell you about how much of a silly git you are.

Spare the museums, darling. Please? 

[11:13:34 PM] Caw: I CANT

[11:13:59 PM] Unicorn: 'grew up'

[11:14:02 PM] Unicorn: they are OLD MEN CAW.

[9:54:23 PM] Caw: AHAHAHAH OHMYGOD NO HOLD ON

[9:54:24 PM] Caw: OKAY

[9:54:29 PM] Caw: SO THE MICHAEL USES A DIFFEREN FC

[9:54:30 PM] Caw: AND I FOUND

[9:54:32 PM] Caw: THE PERFECT GIF

[9:54:35 PM] Caw: BECAUSE OF THAT SONG

[9:54:37 PM] Caw: HAIL TO THE KING

[9:54:39 PM] Caw: AND THIS GIF

[9:54:40 PM] Caw: JFC

[9:54:46 PM] Caw: 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[9:54:48 PM] Caw: woah

[9:54:58 PM] Caw: that was totally not what i wanted lmfao

[9:55:16 PM] Unicorn: .......................

[9:55:18 PM] Caw: http://media.tumblr.com/b28294291babea6a625f9f5696789b88/tumblr_inline_mghiqr1MVe1ry5cea.gif there better

[9:55:20 PM] Unicorn: ......................

[9:55:21 PM] Unicorn: what

[9:55:22 PM] Unicorn: was

[9:55:23 PM] Unicorn: that

[9:55:25 PM] Caw: IDONTKNOW

[9:55:28 PM] Unicorn: are we not going to talk about

[9:55:31 PM] Unicorn: the dust storm?

[9:55:31 PM] Caw: no we arent

[9:55:39 PM] Caw: moving on

[10:24:53 PM] Caw: IM JUST HOARDING URLS AT THIS POINT

[10:24:57 PM] Caw: LIKE WHY AM I EVEN DOING THIS?

[10:25:08 PM] Unicorn: BECAUSE YOURE BEING A TUMBLDOUCHE

[10:25:10 PM] Unicorn: STAP