#please guize

Guize help

I need Steve Rogers jokes that have to do with the fact that he sort of kind of fell asleep for 70 years and how old style he is

I've only managed 2 and they fail like hell:

Steve once asked somebody to wake him up when September ended, well they didn't really do their job...

Steve programs his alarm clock for 6 am ever since he was a teen, well let's say it broke at a quite unfortunate time...

YEAH SO PLEASE SEND HELP

YOU GET A COOKIE EACH OK

http://blog.ctnews.com/overtime/2011/10/02/its-ladies-night-vote-for-the-overtime-fciac-team-of-the-week/