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What can I say about Parker Lewis that you don’t already know? You know…the guy who swears it’s just not a problem. Well, I’ll tell you that me and Park have been best buds since we were kiddos.

It’s not always been rainbows and sunshine. Me and Park used to get on each other’s nerves all the damn time(and really, we still do). He’d always tug on my pigtails, make me believe dumb things that only little kids are gullible to believe, and he’d always have me be the victim in some sort of prank…until his sister Shelly was old enough to be pranked.

Alongside Parker, I became good friends with Mikey Randall. Mikey is like the Ace Frehley to my Eric Carr(sorry, was that too niche of a reference for you?). We’re like…peanut butter and jelly, if you want something more generalized. Whenever things go wrong, or I’m just not feeling my best, I tend to go to Mikey.

But only because in the last few years, my feelings for Parker have gone from “oh man my crazy best friend is insane” to “damn…has my best friend always looked this good?” to “oh no…I’m completely in love with Parker Lewis.” And you know what? I am in love with him. But you think I’m actually going to say anything to him about it? Probably not…look, I want to…but dammit…

Enough about him and his dumb Gumby ass…

Really, life in Santo Domingo is quite crazy. If me and the best buds aren’t trying to escape the clutches of Mussolini Ms Musso, then we’re hanging around the diner or helping out at Mondo Video(this is the video store that Parker’s parents own!). As much as most of my life revolves around all of these people, sometimes I did wish I had another pal…a gal pal, so to speak.

There’s someone else I haven’t mentioned. That would be Frank Lemmer, special obedience helper. As much as he and I butt heads a lot(he doesn’t like Parker at all, and I can understand why), we sometimes have conversations. Frank seems like a cool guy once you get to know him, but I hate that he’s such a suck-up to Ms Musso(and I think it might be worse than that, but for his sake, I’ll leave it at that). 

I think Frank is suffering from something…something called loneliness. It seems like he’s missing someone to call his own, even if he would say that Ms Musso is all he needs(which is a little weird, but I get it…he looks up to her quite a bit). I’m sure there’s a perfect person out there for him…

Art fight stuff!! :D emo kids and killjoys

OC on the 1st pic by @the-spider-haven

OCs on the 2nd pic by @ghoulish-art-tendencies

psst I left some photos of Mondo Video at the bottom of this entry. How coolness is it that I get to work there?

Growing up, I always had two sets of parents. My own parents, as well as Parker’s parents. Martin and Judy are the sweetest, I swear! Though sometimes…I think they know about how I feel about Parker. Marty always looks at me with this sort of “I know you like my son” sort of look…or maybe it’s just that look he gives everyone. He is pretty goofy.

Judy is a sweetheart, and she often has good advice for all of us. She really loves her family so fiercely, and I always felt like I could go to her for anything. Even if it’s just baking cookies in the Lewis home, or just working with her at Mondo video, she just knows how to keep things calm and chill.

As for Shelly, well…

See when I was younger, I found Shelly to be almost like a little pest. And don’t get me wrong, she still is. But as she continues to grow into a young woman, I think she’s sort of trying to find herself. Especially since she’s in high school now with the rest of us. 

Believe it or not, but Shelly will come to me for advice(but you have to keep this to yourself! If Shelly found out I blabbed about this online to anyone, she would make my life a living hell!) Seriously, I find it so sweet whenever she comes to me. I think she’s beginning to develop a taste for dating…or maybe she just wants to piss off Parker more than anything.

And if I’m being really honest, I think she could be cute with someone like Jerry Steiner.

Jerry joined our little ragtag group when he entered high school too. He’s a funny kid, but I really like him. He’s got a good heart, even if he’s nerdy! But damn, that kid is some kind of whizz. He’s incredibly intelligent. I do hope that his smarts might rub off on Mikey and Parker some day, but that’s like hoping to see pigs fly!(Look, Mikey and Parker both have their own smarts, but I worry sometimes…I’ve seen their test scores…)

And really, all of us make this sort of dysfunctional family in a way. It’s not too bad, considering we all feel like we get along. And I know if I have to escape Musso for whatever reason, Jerry will pull out an excuse for me(don’t tell Parker I’m using his excuse from the Rolodex, I think he’d be pretty pissed off about that!)

And you know, now that I’ve got my gal pal…things seem to be falling into place. Now I just need to find the courage to tell my best friend I love him…kind of hard when I see him with a new girl on his arm almost every week.

You new around here? How about I take you under my wing and show you around Santo Domingo High...

Welcome to my little slice of the internet, and you can basically consider this like my own digital diary(Parker, keep out!)

You can call me B, or Beth, or really any cool nickname you can think of.

I like music, movies, going to the arcade, hanging around with my best buds. Yes, I have a Swatch and yes, we always synchronize with each other.

I don't love Ms Musso, but you know the old gal can be alright sometimes(seriously, do not tell her I called her the old gal, I'll be stuck in detention forever...)

I'm here to tell you about my life and the crazy hijinks...

This is basically a sort of role-play/writing blog for the show Parker Lewis Can't Lose. @aqua-babe got my into it, and I've become obsessed. I've made a sort of OC for this show, and this is how I'm going to roll with it. I know this is a super niche fandom, but I don't mind.

Real things about me:

I'm 90s baby(so you know, the show is older than me by a few years..)

You can call me B

I'll be posting just some writing and stuff

I try to tag things as accordingly as I can, and I'll always have warnings at the top of all my fics

This is almost like a digital diary in a way

Any dividers or banners I use that aren't my own will be credited

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