Jul 21, 2022
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best dialogue I’ve ever come up with
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RE-UPLOAD. Had to fix a few errors and typos. **** Biography for Plate from "Faces Of The Moon", the novel I'm writing with @wolfchalk. Please follow @facesofthemoon to stay up to date on this project. **** Name: Plate Stage name: Platehead the Beast Occupation: Freakshow performer and circus chef. Background: Ninetails found Plate living as a feral animal in the desert of Huiling. No more than maybe five or six years old at the time, he had no parents or any other of his kind anywhere. So Ninetails took him in and began teaching the boy how to be more civilized. When he became old enough, Plate began performing in the freakshow under the name Platehead the Beast where he acts like a savage animal to scare and entertain the crowds. The name Platehead was chosen by Ninetails due to the plate-like set of antlers on his forehead. No one is exactly sure what type of animal Plate even is. No one has ever seen his kind before or since and it's believed he is the last of his kind. Some have theorized, based on attributes of his appearance, he is a descendant of a now extinct species that are the ancestors to modern day giraffes. While on stage he behaves like a wild and feral beast, it is all for show. Away from the stage, Plate is a gentle giant and very soft spoken. Though incredibly strong, able to lift several times his own weight with ease, he has taught himself to have a delicate touch. Aside from performing in the freakshow, he also works as the circus chef since he has quite a talent in the kitchen. Over the years, he has become best friends with Kushou, a woman he fell in love with at first sight. To him, she is literally a goddess with her size, appetite and confidence. He thoroughly enjoys cooking especially for her and dedicates all of his free time to being by her side. Though he has yet to admit his true feelings for her, he so desperately wants to. Plate is simply too shy and self conscious about himself to tell her. His crush is quite obvious to everyone except Kushou. Unbeknownst to him, however, she wants to pursue a romantic relationship with him as well.
oh my fucking god he fucking dead
*pushes brother forward* 🔫 he would like to sell his soul for the Pokémon badges
and I’ll sell my soul to hug King poker chip cause I feel like he would either give the best hugs or be super awkward about it and I find that fun
ask for spoon or fork- does baby spork like any shows? Or do they just chill with their toys
he gives awkward but good hugs
(pretend I drew a couch)
*vine voice* BEKFEST
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Hello I'm coffee for @coffee-cuphead it nice to meet you guys
welcome!! sorry devil isn’t there, he’s too busy throwing himself a party over the two new souls he just got (business has been kinda slow lately)
commit to the bit. vote carbon dioxide
Headcanons?
ooh an ask I can answer without drawing anything!!
ok here we go:
I know I posted some queer headcanons before but I changed some of them so imma post them again
platehead is aroace, and trans agender (any pronouns besides she/her)
bowlboy is the same as the other post, biromantic and trans demiboy, he/they
king poker is fucken gay and trans, he/him (looks you directly in the eyes Noah)
goat!devil is pan and agender, he/him
now some non queer headcanons! bowl boy and platehead are autistic
fuck it they’re all autistic
platehead also has adhd
um
let’s see elder pan really cares about the boys a lot even if they drive him up the walls sometimes
even after all of the shit that happens in the game and after they beat up the goat platehead feels really fucking bad about almost getting them killed and will randomly be like “r u mad at me” and bowl boy every time without fail just says “that was a year ago. No I’m not mad at you” but plathead still feels bad
alright that’s enough angst uhhhh platehead likes to try and ride on the devil like a horse and has been hospitalized because of it
platehead has called poker a furry for dating the devil and he’ll fucking do it again
hes been hospitalized because of that too
this is a long ass post um
bowl boy does that cartoon thing where he pulls random objects that are needed for the situation out from behind him despite not having pocket/there being no physical way for something that big to fit into any one’s pocket
theres a reason for the devil being a goat (that I haven’t thought of yet) and he’s really pissed about it
thats all I’ve got for today but I’ll post more as I think of them