#placeyourbett

Words can never express how amazed, blessed, and proud I am of Emily for creating, growing, and bringing our twincesses into the world. There is no better gift than that of love, and my heart is overflowing! Emilia Astrid and Everly Aurora, you two have stolen our hearts already! I hope you grow up to see how strong your mama is. She is a true hero! Welcome to the family and the world, twincesses! You are already more loved than you’ll ever know. 10/3/17 💕 🎀  👑 @placeyourbett

You just sad dis wasn’t because I doesn’t know who dis is.

RUDE! I am no devil!

[ text ] And everyone will love it. 

[ text ] You’ll be able to work out again soon! Technically, you never had to stop working out. You’ve had our babies! I want them! I want to be able to hold them and feel them!

[ text ]: We wont actually go hiking. Walking is good for you so we’ll go down an easy trail then when we get home you can bounce on the yoga ball while I work out. We’re not having sex, Emblott. Don’t push the subject because it will make me sound like an asshole, please? It will be wrecked and put back together. So you’ll get a brand new vagina and two beautiful babies out of the deal.

[ text ] Just throw on a sundress! No pants are needed. I’m not having sex with you when we’re trying to get you to go into labor, Emblott. I love you but I draw the line there. I don’t need your water breaking on my face.

[ text ] You wont be pregnant forever! I’m going to make eggplant parmesan for dinner and then we’re going for a hike. I would say we could have sex but I’m pretty sure that only works with men... I don’t have sperm to shoot into you.