#pizzastory

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I had a really healthy salad for lunch today. For some strange reason I always crave pizza for dinner when I have salad for lunch, so I decided to go to a pizza joint near my house for dinner. I looked at the menu and saw that they served calzones and thought to myself, "haven't had one of these for like 10 years". Ha. So I got one. I also didn't want to look weird with a 15 inch pizza all to myself. I guess I could have gotten a small personal sized pizza but then it wouldn't really be worth it now would it? Cause you know, I'm hungry. I had a salad for lunch. This calzone was massive. I swear it weighed as much as a newborn baby. Ok maybe not, but maybe more like a gallon of milk. Anyways I finished it, paid the bill, and headed towards my car. I couldn't walk very well but that's because I went to a grueling kickboxing class last night and my legs and my ass cheeks are sore. So...there really is no point to this story but...I'll brb. Need to flush the toilet. #pizzastory