it’s not the first time someone’s called the cops for suspicious activity. though, on his part, he should have put a little more effort into being subtle. don’t ask too many questions, don’t get caught watching. it’s usually not a problem, but this is part of why he hates smaller towns - at least small compared to los angeles or new york. everyone seems so nosy. he’s not worried about it, but it’s always an annoyance having someone start peaking around his business. still, he manages to let a smile spread over his features as he perks up. ❛ howdy officer, ❜ he says with a wave to accompany his words. it’s the south, they say howdy here, right?
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