#pizzaeats

I’m at work and we’re all trying to decide what to eat for lunch. One person mentions ordering a pizza, but wants to know if I wanted to share the pizza with her. I say, “sure,” because who doesn’t want free lunch? 

Well, this person goes on to say she’s ordering an individual-sized pizza. This is where I get confused–This same person explains that she and another co-worker ordered this individual-sized pizza before and shared it, but that it was “so much pizza” for them. They ended up throwing away the rest. Please be aware that this individual-sized pizza is four small slices, they each had one slice and threw two away.

These co-workers were thinking about who they could share the pizza with if they ordered it again. Then they thought and said I would be a good person to share the pizza with, since it’s “so much pizza” and they needed someone to help them eat it. 

What. The. Heck.

1. Why am I first choice to share this individual-sized pizza? Because I’m the biggest person in the office?!

2. Just because I’m big, doesn’t mean I’ll eat any food leftover.