rose
ok so a montage that makes me giggle and twirl my hair and then curbstomp my heart within 30 min. i see the pattern now. Won't help me one lick, but i see it
the most unrealistic thing about this show is the number of stanley cups being won all over the place
everybody going crazy popping bottles and shane is clinging to his slippery iphone3 like his life depends on it for a soggy one word text from his boy
"wait do i have all the kids?" felt.
i see you jacob tierney spouting directions from behind every ridiculous commercial funded camera
NO, NO you do not keep your shoes on in a russian household, ilya, baby, what are you doing
the 'lazy' comment... i think i heard all the slavs worldwide sigh in synchronized sympathy
he's calling his dad 'papa' now...............
microbiotic who? (takes a happy sip of ginger ale)
the LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU of it all. here wear my shirt let me cook for you got your favourite boring drink cuddle up to me let me play with your hair you're staying i am actively keeping you
...followed by the Fumble of olympic proportions. these gays.
shane crashing out so hard he's stumbled into yoda speak
'i keep a lot of things private' cool cool cool. cooool.
my boy ilya going through lesson 53 of his Vulnerability Will Cost Ya masterclass
hayden and sveta (refuse to call her svetlana) raking in bff points one scene at a time, please be good friends to these silly stupid gays they really really need it
i really hoped Sophie Nélisse would be playing a québecoise but still 🫶 heeeey giiiirl 🫶
YES. they're humping the ice, my favourite
harrison browne look so tiny next to marlee it's adorable
........t.A.T.u. In the club. Are You Fucking Kidding Me. had to pause and process and perhaps squeal aggressively and astral visit 12 year-old-me real quick, and no imma have to do a whole separate post about this
but. but. russian version? 🥺 gimme one russian song before this is over, ☝️ one, cmon, just one
most polite boi at the bar, this ex-bartender wants to pat him on the head.
oh. [Hold My Vodka Mode activated]
our gorgeous boy Miles instant-clocking both those twinks despite their hetero-performative bullshit but they snubbing his advances left and right, heads full, gay angst only
psychological warfare on the dancefloor
shane hyping himself to go up the stairs we saw him tumble up in a tangle with ilya like a pair of excited tongue-wrestling puppies, now lookin like he's headed for Worst Hockey Player Awards
'these are objectively fantastic buttcheeks, i know this, but lemme imagine another pair real quick, and they may be wet' oh honey.
...so i thought 'we didnt even kiss' was bad.
