I think my silliest Mildly Autistic Nicky headcanon is that yes, he adores spices and seasonings and authentic flavours, but very occasionally (like once every six months) he will want a Plain Food day where he eats nothing but pastina in brodo and bread and butter and other boring things and everyone goes along with it. Joe is happy because Nicky is happy, Andy and Booker will eat anything if it sits still long enough. Nile was surprised but anything Nicky cooks is nourishing even if it's not mind-blowing.
The menu resumes as normal the next day.
(Actually I don't know if this is silly or not. I just like the idea. I would also imagine that they've eaten their fair share of fucking atrocious meals over the centuries, stuff that not even Nicky's skill could save, so anything is better than ship's hard tack, tripe or rotten rice.)
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I donāt know why, but I donāt like Bevichie. Not referring to the ship. They definitely bond over mutual protectiveness of Eddie and smoking together. Iām talking about the ship name itself. Iām not sure why, but it soundsā¦ weird to me. If thatās the right word
Hmm, I haven't heard Bevichie before. Only Bevchie. I've also seen Marshzier floating around but I like the sound of Bevchie better and so that's the one I go with. But hey, if you come up with something you like the sound of better - start using it. You never know, it might catch on.
p.s. I personally think Bevchie's bond goes way beyond smoking and Eddie-protectiveness though. Bev is the first girl that Richie was both attracted to and yet thought of as a mate as well. His tween brain couldn't quite compute it but he went along with it anyway. Bev was cool, Bev was hip, Bev could yo-yo, Bev was the best sharp-shooter out of all of them, Bev wasn't afraid to tell the other stuck-up girls who teased her where to stick it.
And from Bev's side, RIchie is safety and joy all wrapped up into one small bespectacled goober package. He's one of the males in her life whose intentions she doesn't have to question. He would never knowingly hurt her and would literally do anything to make her smile and laugh.
Not to mention they are totally the mischief-makers of the group.
Yeah, soz, I just had to let all my Bevchie feels out. (āĻā)
I arrived 30 minutes early for my massage the other day and spent my time in the waiting room looking at the menu and wondering which treatments each of The Losers would get.Ā ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Here were my conclusions.
StanĀ gets them all the time and would be into the hardcore stuff like cupping or the really rough massages.
BevĀ also gets them with Stan all the time and so is really easy-going, adventurous and into theĀ āscaryā stuff like acupuncture.
Richie would get the full body massage and everyone would expect him to be an obnoxiously loud moaner or something. Like to really play it up for his jollies. Maybe even Richie expected to be a little cheeky with his masseuse, but instead Richie is kind of like a horse with his blinders on. As soon as you lie him down and cover his eyes he goes completely calm and quiet. Very unexpected.
Mike is all about that indulgent relaxation and doesnāt like anything too rough so heād be all about those hot stone massages.
Eddie is kind of grossed out by the idea of a stranger touching him and so after lots of arguing and angsting and complaining he agrees to a short head massage.
Ben is also a bit too shy to have a body massage and so keeps Eddie company out in the chairs in the front foyer where they give the head and shoulder massages (he gets both - and also holds Eddieās hand).
BillĀ is a first-timer and so decides to just be basic and get a standard warm oil back massage. All is going well until the masseuse does something unexpected like giving him a free arm massage or butt massage. All the losers heard the way he squeaked and wonāt let him live it down all the way home.
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Just a fun question, if teen Will was in 2020., what musical artist would he stan in your opinion ?
You do not know what you ask anon. I'm terrible at "music headcanons". Usually I'm just like "Will is a music-snob" and I move on. And further to that, I'm old. I'm not really tapped into teen culture these days. So this was difficult, but I consulted some friends, and I'll try my best.
Firstly I firmly believe that no matter what era Will is in, he always listens to "old music" for his age group. It's a combination of influence from his older brother and his own way of looking back and dissecting "the good" music from "the bad" music. Like my headcanon for 80's Will is that he listens to a lot of 70's rock and roll.
Update that sort of thinking to now and I think Will would listen to a lot of late 90's early 00's indie alternative music. He was probably one of the first souls to say, "they're by this old/small band, you probably haven't heard of them".
Another thing I am firm on is that while his preferences lie with a sort of chill-rock vibe, Will will support ANY artist from ANY genre who is doing something ādifferent" or "out of the box". He likes different, he likes the freaks and geeks. He thinks theyre cool.
So... combining all this... I'm thinking modern teen Will would be into... Wheezer, Queens of the Stoneage, Scissor Sisters, Daft Punk, No Doubt, Gorillaz, Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Thats my thoughts and I'm sorry for not being more knowledgeable about music.
But to ACTUALLY answer your question. If modern music-snob Will mustĀ admit to liking modern music - heād either be into LGBT artists like Janelle Monae, Troye Sivan, Years & Years etc or chill vibes like Glass Animals or Hozier.
- Bill is a camboy (billoncam) on those websites that I donāt know enough about to be able to give a name.
- and he does sessions every few days in private chatrooms
- mostly solo stuff - either a vibrator or dildo in his ass whilst jacking it to the camera
- his fans love him because he is really chatty and responsive. and when he gets reallyĀ turned on, he stutters. he always moans and thanks the person when someone sends him a tip - its like the tip button is directly connected to his vibrator, the way he moans every time it *dings*
- he has regulars. people who always seem to tune in and leave lots of tips. he comes to recognise their usernames.
-Ā āwelcome mikey-mike. i hope youāre having a good week.ā
-Ā āits good to see you again bigdickrich, what filthy things are you gonna say to me today?ā
- stuff like that.
- he holds competitions among viewers - whoever gives him the most tips in a session gets to choose a name for him to call out when he cums
- as a result billoncam ends up moaning outĀ āoh fuck carsforeddie! oh fuck you feel so good carsforeddie! oh fuck OH FUCK!ā a lot.
- like previously stated, heās known for his highly interactive solo stuff but every now and then his audience gets a guest appearance from other people. it always seems to be the same guys but we never get to see their facesĀ
- one has lovely golden skin that matches his golden curls that Bill loves to grab onto when heās fucking him
- the other is this buff dude with dark blonde body hair that makes the most delicious sounds when heās railing Bill
- thats right, billoncam be versatile as fuck
- even more versatile than first anticipated because one time during a session Bill is holding a photo on his phone up to show the camera and he accidentally swipes to the next photo which is of some redhead woman lying on a bed in lingerie
- the comment section goes wild and Bill is likeĀ āoh fuck, oh fuck you werenāt meant to see that, ah ha ha ha lets forget that happened plsā and he goes on with the session. trying to ignore all the questions hounding him about who the fuck that was and why was she on his bed??
- two days later when billoncamĀ is next scheduled to cam it is immediately obvious that things are very different when the session starts on a shot ofĀ Bill sitting fully-clothed talking straight to camera
-Ā āthanks for tuning in everyone. I just felt I wanted to do something a bit different today. Thereās been lots of discussion and questions about what happened the other day and Iāve thought about it a lot and have decided that I would like to be honest with you. This is a part of who I am and I donāt want to feel ashamed of that. So the truth is... Iām bisexual. And this...ā
- Bill holds up his phone showing a photo of Bill and the redhead from the lingerie photo hugging each other and smiling giddily at the camera
-Ā ā... this is Bev. Sheās my girlfriend.ā
- again, the comment section goes wild. Obviously Bill has been camming himself on a website for gay men and well... gays can still be mean and weird sometimes when it comes to bisexuality.
- āI know. I know. Itās not what youāve come to expect from me. Iām sorry if youāre offended or something. Well actually Iām not sorry at all. I would never be sorry for being in love with Bev. Sheās my rock. Weāve been together for so long and she means the world to me. And the only reason Iām showing her face on here is because sheās given me full permission. In fact she has her own camming channel. Which I can link you to if there are any fellow biās out there.ā
- Because the internet is the internet, Bill notices heās losing viewers quickly, but heās kind of happy to note that some of his regulars are among the ones being super supportive
- sitonthis: youāre not really gay. get the fuckk outta here!
mikey-mike: thanks for being honest with us Bill. Iām bi too and some people on here need to be quiet and stop being rude.
erotic-cum-on-my-hole: whereās the dick??
bigdickrich: daaaaaaaaaaamn Bill. sheās fuckign hot! gimme dat link please >______>
br000ny: sick of these bi s trickin on us. im out.
carsforeddie: YO EVERYONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE BILL ALOONE!@! WHO WOULDNāT WANT TO DATE BILL?! HEāS FUCKING GORGEOUS AND PERFECT!! I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ALL NEED TO MEET ME IN THE PARKING LOT RIGHT THE FUCK NNOW!!e@!
- but it doesnāt stop there. Bill has more to tell. He doesnāt get naked at all that session. But he does come clean about being polyamorous. Apparently Bill and Bev were together for years before she started dating Ben. Who then eventually started dating Bill as well (mystery solved on who buff dude is). And then a little while after that Bill started dating Stan who also began dating everyone else eventually (mystery number two solved on who golden curls is)
- of course to respect privacy Bill doesnāt give names or photos for those two (theyāre not into camming and only ever fuck Bill on cam as a favour cause they know Bill loves it so much). But he does wax poetic for a further half an hour on just how much he loves all his partners and then unexpectedly signs off.
- billoncam disappears for awhile. his sessions just suddenly stop. his fans reckon its probably got to do with the negative response he got to coming out as bi.Ā
- they try to reach out to him on his social media but never with any luck. its funny, billoncamās sessions have weirdly become a bit of community thing. its strange. the regulars all kind of know each other and it feels wrong to not be coming all together (pun not intended) a few times a week on Billās channel. but whatever, it doesnāt matter anymore because it seems billoncam is no more. heās been scared away.
- struggling radio personality Richie Tozier is definitely not expecting to run into Bill aka. billoncam in a random Los Angeles Starbucks one day. But he does. Thats him. Thatās totally fucking him. The only way Richie could be more sure is if Bill whipped his junk out in the middle of this cafe.
- Richie is so stunned he canāt even think what to say. How to approach this guy that he has been jacking off to for the last year or so.Ā
- He ends up chasing Bill down the street and kind of pouncing on him.Ā
- Bill is understandably wary at first. But of course heās kind of charmed by this nervous motormouth with his ridiculously syrupy-looking frappuccino concoction. Its strange how familiar he seems. He almost whispers the name to himself just as Richie practically yells āOh by the way. Iām bigdickrich. Did I mention that? I might have forgotten to mention that. Fuck!ā
- And well, a week or two later... billoncam makes a comeback suddenly.
- And heās got a companion. A companion who is showing his face. Billās regulars know they definitely havenāt seen this guy (or his body) before but they donāt mind at all since the session is so much more intense because they can see both participants for once. And this new guy is very cute. In a hairy, gangly, bedraggled kind of way.
- Bill introduces the guy as his new friend. He says his new friend convinced him to come back online. And his new friend even gave permission for their first time together to be filmed live.
- New Friendās eyebrows wiggle at the camera behind his thick dark-framed glasses
- this sends a thrill through the audience obviously. such an intimate thing that theyre witnessing. New Friend doesnt seem to mind though. In fact he seems to lap up the attention and is very willing to take suggestions from the audience of just what he should do to Bill.Ā
- the vibrator and dildo remain untouched on the bed that day.Ā
- and its right at the end, still panting and sweating and coming down from their highs that Bill mentions that his New Friend is a previous audience member.
- āsome of you might recognise the username. This is bigdickrich. Sooo... I guess we now know he wasnāt exaggerating with that name ha haāĀ to which Richie just grins at the camera holding his hands up under his chin.
- the comment section goes BONKERS!
- carsforeddie: THAT ANNOYING CRUDE SON OF A BITCH!! WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THE UNIVERSE SO UNFAIR! FUCK!ā
mikey-mike: good for you bigdickrich. youāre a real lucky guy.Ā
twinksfordays: i want to choke on bigdickrichās cock
carsforeddie: HOW?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! EW I JUST JACKED IT TO THAT ASSHOLE! FUCK I NEED TO SHOWERā
- Bill and Richie giggle and converse with the commenters for awhile and then sign off.
- billoncam returns to regularly camming again. much the way he was before. mostly solo. though sometimes with guest stars. and Richie becomes a more and more frequent feature. Heās the only one (besides Bev popping in now and then) who shows his face.
- and then,Ā billoncam hits 100,000 subscribers
- and Bill. Well he has to make it special right? So he auctions himself off. There has to be some careful wording and labelling so that he canāt be done for prostitution but... essentially Bill auctions off the chance for him to travel and spend the night with the highest bidder.
- of course carsforeddie is not going to let this opportunity slide by him. Heās a successful businessman. He might only be 25 but heās got money to burn and heās been loving lusting after billoncam for a LONG TIME
- its undisclosed just how much Eddie Kaspbrak, luxury car rental business owner ends up paying for billoncam to fly to New York and spend the night with him - for legal reasons obviously. And no, Eddie does not give permission for the deed to be filmed.
- But! Its perfectly legal to say that the 2nd time Bill fucks Eddie - the 3rd, the 4th, the 5th and the 6th and all the times that follow - are done completely for free!
- Ben jokes to Richie privately about them going to need to move into a bigger house if Bill keeps adding people to this relationship.
- It becomes less of a joke and more of a reality as Eddie moves permanently to Los Angeles 6 months (and lots of trips to LA) later.
- And thats it. Theyre nearly there. Thereās just one more thing missing. One more piece to the puzzle. Bill doesnāt know why he feels this way. He just does.
- Luckily Mike Hanlon (aka as mikey-mike) has been unknowingly working away on this very thing for months. Not that he would have dared to assume that anything would happen when he slid into billoncamās DMās 18 months ago.
- Heās just a country boy from bumfuck nowhere. Thereās no reality in this universe where he and the likes of billoncam would ever cross paths. But he enjoys talking to him. They have a lot of laughs. And Bill is surprisingly sweet and very well spoken. They like a lot of the same things. The same literature, the same sports teams. Bill is always asking after the animals on Mikeās familyās farm. Mike wishes he could get to know him better.Ā
- Bill wants the same thing. Heād give anything to meet the sweet-souled farmboy from Maine who brightens Billās day whenever he gets a new message from him. I mean, it helps that heās also gorgeous with the most wonderful smile, but thats beside the point.
- Bill ends up putting his money where his mouth is. Just enough to buy a return plane ticket to LA, so that Mike can come visit him, and cover the cost of a hotel room (ya know, in case he doesnāt want to stay with Bill and the rest of them. Bill would never want to make him uncomfortable).
- Needless to say Mike fits right into the family almost immediately.Ā
- its a couple of months later andĀ billoncam still exists, but its like a relic now. Bill pours all his creative energy into his new channelĀ āthe-lucky-sevenā. Its a channel shared by everyone and its outrageously popular. Sure there are still a few individuals who are too shy or anxious to show their faces but the audience doesnāt seem to care. Thereās so much variety to be found on the channel. Different combinations of people doing a live cam nearly every second day.Ā
- theyāre all unapologetic, they all love each other, and they donāt mind sharing it with the world.Ā
- :) :) :) :) B) :) :)
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Did I really just write a romance story about camming? Why yes, I think I did. Ha Ha. Hope you enjoyed. :)
