#pisser

oooo heck yess abbacchio 🤩🤩

i miss him everyday, I sobbed when he died and started abusing my friends

OHKAY 

Smelling distraught

poopy!xiao x fem!sad!stinky! reader

TW: Poop,caca, dirhea, xiao, fem reader being my version of fem reader, fart, angst, break up, really sad, dookie, will defenitly offened you if ur a mini kyle.

You were standing on the roof staring down at the city. You felt the wind on your legs and feet. You had to go CACA so you pull down ur pants and spray shiat everywhere you couldnt stop poopin. You heard some guy from down in the city say “LOOK THAT LADYS SPRAYIN SHIT LETS GO SON!” he said as he rushed his son away from the building. After 20 minutes you were done and you went back inside to wash ur ass. You sat on the couch and watched gordon ramsay on crack for 20 minutes. You were laughing so hard when you heard “AR ARR ARA GAR A G AR AGAR AGA RA g!” come from the roof. *wtf is this guy on* you thot. Hmm You then ran up to the roof... “xiao...” you said quitely he was crying on the floor. “YOU DID THIS!” he said as he turned around. “WHAT NO I DIDNT BITCH.” you said back “uH YES U DID HOE.” he screamed you came over and slapped him “SHUTUP BITCH.” you said. He got up and said “ITS OVER.” you sighed “yes im done pooipng.” you said. “NO WERE OVER IM BREAKIN UP W YOU GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT AND TAKE UR SHIT WITH YOU.” He screamed. “WHA HEY WE CAN TALK ABT THIS.” you said “LEAVE... NWO” he said. you ran downstairs and scooped ur shit out the toilet and left. you never came back again.

Bitch you just said you want to fuck my 61 year old mom. You’re right in front of me in that line to hell bestie 💗💗