#piratealia

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It's that time again folks: CONVENTION! This weekend on Saturday 21st July, I'll be at MCM Expo in Manchester (my birthplace, excellent!) UK with my crew doing what we do best! Being cute and flogging mochis! Mummy My maker's working like Canon fire to get little beasties like these mochis made.  Someone else is also going to the convention with us:

This is "Cool Britannia", my youngest brother.  He- 

Pilot America: "IS SO BRITISH THAT HE POOPS SCONES!"

Thank you for your input America-

Pilot America: "AND HE HAS A CUTE MAGIC WAND!"

Yes America, now-

Pilot America: "CAN I GET A PICTURE WITH HIM?'

Hmph! Go on then...

'Ello Mummy *hugs* er, ahem! I am the Captain of this ship and I will introduce the rest of my crew when I see fit! But, since it's you asking, here you go:

This is an old family photograph, Pilot America has a newer hat made of pleather now.  Here are my family, who sometimes join my ship when we go off to conventions:

Left - Footballer England.  He is my older brother.  He plays, watches, eats and sleeps football.  Does exactly what it says on the tin!

Lower left - A homage to cosmic-dare's "Freedom Star" from her fan-fiction "Finding Freedom".  He's a little version of America/Alfred Jones.  He likes to play "Superhero"  with Britannia Angel at his side, rescuing damsels in distress, stopping bank robberies and all that rot.  I just watch them play but I think they're more than "playmates"...

Middle - This one need no introduction, he butts into my blog more times than he changes his undies!  Pilot America is an obnoxious twit and I don't like him! (That's Pirate talk meaning "I like him very much") He winds me up constantly and tries to arrest me for being "a villain"! (That's true actually) I'm happy when he buggers off to conventions without me and leaves me in splendid isolation, ha! (That's Pirate talk meaning "I miss him when he's not with me) We are rivals when it comes to how many fan-girls and fan-boys love us though.  We keep score on how many likes we get on deviantart, Facebook and how many hugs we get at conventions!

Lower Middle - Britannia Angel.  He's my elder brother, a "Goody Two Shoes" and the longest serving member of my crew, the old fogey!

Britannia Angel: "Oi, I heard that!"

**smacks Pirate UK upside the head with the wand**

Ouch! He's also the smallest, but don't let his size or that cute face fool you - he packs a wallop with that giant wand of his!  He supposedly helps Freedom Star help damsels in distress but actually, he is the damsel in a dress! **evil cackle**

By the way guys, I'm writing a Hetalia AU called Piratealia!

the name's pretty self-explanatory

The prologue's just been posted here on ff.net, so check it out if you're into Hetalia and otherwise epic stories.

If everything goes right, it'll be a pretty long story (divided into arcs, but with an overarching plot), and updated at least once a week.

Thanks and everything.