Percy: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Jason: Wow. They sound stupid.
Percy: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Jason: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Percy: I guess you’re right. Hey Jason, I love you.
Jason: See! Just say that!
Percy: Holy fucking shit.
Jason: If that flies over their head then, sorry Percy, but their too dumb for you.
Percy: Jason.











