#pinkvampirexoxo

1. He mentioned how his parents would only pay his tuition if he went to the school/Did the major of his parents choice. Which leads me to wonder, does he pay tuition on his own? Does he work? Is he on scholarship?

2. If he DOES work, does he work at Ulta? I am curious and I see him as an Ulta worker.

3. Would he appreciate me walking into his workplace, politely stuffing him into my handbag, and leaving? I wouldn't disturb a thing, his workspace will remain tidy.

4. If he doesn't, how fast can he run? I need to know if it's worth chasing him at top speed.

5. Once he's been stolen borrowed from his work, will he stay with me? I have a totally real definitely not fake house. Would he appreciate pink Victorian architecture?

6. Will he be bribed easily? I have food and I'll give him forehead kisses

7. If he cannot be bribed, would he in any possibility be able to break through a glass case?

8. If I successfully get him to stay with me can I give him a high five?

Thank you Barbie, good day.

Sincerely,

Count Blush, aka @pinkvampirexoxo

1. Nightowl uses a combination of scholarship / student loans to pay for school

2. I could see him rocking at Ulta. But, honestly, I can see him raking in good tips as a waiter somewhere too 🔥

3. As long as he can poke his head out to stare at surroundings occasionally. Then yes he will be very happy

4. He is so unbelievably slow. When you catch him, he'll complain it's because "he hasn't had time to run lately." He is lying. He sucks at running

5. WHERE ARE WE GOING WITH THIS??? I think he would like to go outside at some point. I'm picturing him sadly scratching at the back door omg. Open the door he is so pathetic

6. WHY ARE WE BRIBING HIM

7. PLEASE POKE HOLES IN IT FOR AIR AT LEAST...

8. WOULD HE HAVE A CHOICE????