oh my god im gonna die at this but âź 3. jesse
It had been another wicked party that Amy wouldnât remember. Sheâd meant to go back to her room after everyone had left, but sheâd kept forgetting why she was opening the door. It took a few minutes to realize she was looking up at the underside of a doorknob. Whatever sheâd had the night before had left her dizzy, shaky, and cotton-mouthed; couldâve been more than one thing for all she knew.
Once she was finally on her feet, she looked over and noticed Jesse face-down on his bed. She laughed the slightest bit, rubbing her forehead as she slowly made her way to his side.
âOi, itâs morning, Jess,â she said, groggily but loudly. When he didnât respond, she leaned over and gave him a shake.
âJesse?â Nothing. She shook him again, harder. Still nothing. Suddenly the worst-case-scenario entered her mind.
âJesse!â She turned him over, still shaking him. âJesse, wake up now!â When shaking him harder didnât work, she panicked and slapped him.
âOw!â Jesse came to with a start and Amy jumped back.
âOh my god, donât ever do that again!â she exclaimed.
âDo what, Amy, what the hell?!â he responded, holding his cheek and trying to sit up.
âI thought you were--...â She stopped short then shook her head. âNever mind.â Leaning over again, she hugged him.
âIâm all for hugs, man,â he started after a moment, âbut itâs not a good idea.â
âWhy not,â she asked, not letting go.
âBecause Iâm gonna throw up in like five seconds.â