#pinkeliphant

Thanks for the ask buddy!!! <3

4) Are you a “like” or an “uhhh” person? 

For all my inane ramblings online, I am actually way worse to speak to vocally because I have a lot of issue choosing the Right Words so it’s just. “Alright, so, like... it’s uhhhhh...... like.......... so when you- like, you, uhhhhhhhh”

18)  Post what your name’s definition is from urbandictionary.

This is the longest definition I’ve ever seen for a name on urban dictionary, it was Clearly written by a dude named Darion, and this guy really likes his name and himself, esp given I’ve NEVER heard of a real life famous man named Darion. Here it is:

“A man of much Secrecy, incredibly Suave, and above all else Sarcastic. Darion's the type of Larger than Life character that you only see in movies. A cliché. Darion's may have a Tendency to make history. No matter how big or how small, if they live up to the Darion name they're going to have their name stamped onto every and any History book in the world. Darion's are also heavily rebellious in nature, a born fighter. They may seem rather scary when you first meet them, and trust me when I say they relish the thought, but after you start to break the mold, a Darion will be the Sweetest, kindest, most thoughtful person you could meet. Tough but Nerdy. Broody but Poetic. Reckless but Intelligent. Find a Darion and you'll be set for life.”

Unrelated, but I have a new bio template for future dating apps 

25)  Shift all the letters of your name forward by one. What do you get?

Today I went to therapyTold him my embarrassingIssues that I'm having with my lifeHe told me that I need to changeLife is not a video gameSo stop playing and open up your eyes

Game Over by Falling In Reverse

The Past Still Lives On by Falconer