#pilot!poe

OH MY GOD.

Thanks for sharing this 100% accurate headcanon. It’s TOO CUTE and SO POE.

My brain went straight to smutty places if I’m honest but you’re right, there are so many opportunities for ADORABLE 😍

I mean, imagine him in his gorgeous lil pilot’s uniform handing out those toy planes and giving high fives, and he lets a kid in the cockpit bc she says she wants to be a pilot? He lets her pretend to fly the plane and he’s her co-pilot and Poe DOES THE PLANE NOISES WITH HIS MOUTH. And you know he goes all out and he’s RIDICULOUS and he even wobbles and screams in his chair to fake turbulence. And the kid is belly laughing and Poe is laughing and Reader is a PUDDLE on the floor by this point. And maybe some stuck-up passenger hears his noises through the curtain and looks down their nose at you to say “Are we supposed to trust this man to fly the plane?” And you’re just like bitch, please. “There are no safer hands to be in, Ma’am.” And that’s how you feel when he holds you and now I’m - 🥺😭🥺

Also just imagine his tannoy announcements. Like, I cannot deal.

okay i vividly remember reading a poe dameron x reader fic, a modern au, where poe was an actual pilot and the reader was a flight attendant, everyone was attracted to poe, rey and finn were also flight attendants (if i don't remember wrong) and they just,,, it was such a good fic i cannot find it

Wait, I’ve SEEN this film and HOW DID I NOT REGISTER A PILOT UNIFORM?!

I have let myself and everybody else down😝