#pikooooo

あー…金縛りあって声にならん声上げててやっと解除された。めちゃ怖かった…！ Ahhh... I've finally been released from sleep paralysis by speaking aloud. It was really scary...!

夢ん中で見たことない建物にいて、長い階段の下に扉が二つとカーテンがあってカーテン開けたら更に階段続いてて、奥に部屋があるっぽくて怖くてカーテン閉めて、長い階段登ってたら途中の段で体動かんくなって振り向いたら…続く In my dream, I saw a building that I've never seen before, and at the foot of a long flight of steps there're two doors and curtains, and when you open those curtains the stairs keep going, and there seem to be rooms in it and the curtains are shut and it's scary, and if you go up the stairs you lose control of your body halfway up... to be continued

カーテンからムンクの叫びみたいな顔した人？がこっち覗いてて「やばい！」って思ったけど体動かんくて、すごい早さでそいつ登ってきて、ふぅー！ふぅー！って声にならん声あげてたら目覚めて金縛り解除。夢だけど夢じゃなかった。夢ってわかってたのに覚めんかった。こわ。 From the curtains there's a person whose face looks like The Scream who looks this way, and although I thought "This is bad!" I regained control of my body and climbed the stairs really quickly, and when I was panting "Fuu-! Fuu-!" I spoke aloud and woke up. It was a dream, but also not a dream. I could tell that it was a dream, but couldn't wake up. Scary.

霊はわりと信じる方だけどお盆関係してんのかなー( ；´Д｀)怖いなぁ…ほんまにビビるとピコ川淳二全然出来んなぁ…w As a person who somewhat believes in spirits, I wonder if this is related to the Lantern Festival. ( ；´Д｀) It's scary... I got really scared but Pikogawa Junji didn't appear... w [T/N: reference to Inagawa Junji, a famous ghost-storyteller]

知ってる場所ならまだよかったんやけど、知らない場所だったから、これからリアルに訪れるかもしれないって思うとめちゃ怖い。ぴー。 If I was somewhere familiar it would still be fine, but since I'm in an unfamiliar place, I think that he might appear for real and get scared. Piii.

ひとり怖えーーーwww Being alone is scaryyyyy www

電気つけて寝ますね。豆球の一個前のやつで。 I'll leave the light on and go to sleep. In front of a single mini lamp.

怖い夢見た後あるある。もう一度寝ようとするけど、ベッドエリアから体の一部を出したくなくなる現象。ひっぱられたらどうしよー…とか思って。自分だけじゃないはず！ There are times after I've woken up from a nightmare. Although I try to go to sleep again, it seems like if a part of my body sticks out from the bed it'll disappear. What if I get pulled off... is what I think. It's as if I'm not the only person here!

その結果、団子虫みたいになってんだけど。早く朝なれ！！ In the end, I became like a caterpillar in a cocoon. Hurry up and become morning already!

電気つけて寝よう…いきなり切れたらやばい！ テレビつけて寝よう…もし変なの映ったら！ ラジオつけたり音楽聴いて寝よう…ノイズがはしって奇怪な声とか聴こえたら！ 窓開けて空気入れ替えよう…外に何か居たら！日常には、かもしれない恐怖がいっぱい。 Leaving the light on and sleeping... it'll be bad if it suddenly turns off! Leaving the TV on and sleeping... what if it plays a weird movie! Leaving the radio on and listening to music while sleeping... what if I hear noise or strange sounds! Opening the window and letting in some fresh air... what if there's something waiting outside! There are a lot of scary what-ifs in daily life...

そんな時は、なんか食べよう。が正解っぽい。 At times like this, eat somthing. That seems to be the correct answer.

みんなのリプを読んでまとめると。盛り塩は実はNGで霊は桃と下ネタが苦手…つまり桃のようなぷりぷりお尻を想像してれば解決ってことか！！ I read everyone's replies and combined them. Placing salt at the entrance isn't really possible in real life, but spirits are weak against peaches and sex talk... in other words, imagining butts that are tender like peaches should solve it!!

そう考えるとオバケがちょっとだけ可愛く思えてきた。落武者の霊「桃とか表面かさかさするから拙者無理でござる〜…」ピュアな霊「あ、あいつ…なんてハレンチなことを考えてるんだ！ぶばっ！(鼻血」 Thinking like that, I began to think of ghosts as just a little cute. Dishonored warrior's sprit: "Because the surfaces of peaches are dry, your humble servant is useless de gozaru~" Pure spirit: "Th-that guy... why is he thinking about perverted things! (nosebleed)"