#pigzy

Tang: .....•-•....

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Wukong: "Here" *gives the mk a rock* "pet rock" *and walks away*

Mk: I'm going to name you Tim

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Mei: In every group of friends there's the dumb one

*Everyone pointed at mk*

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*tang laying on the ground with Buns on him*

Sandy:  Check out the Buns on that guy

Police: *kicks the door in* this is a comedy police the jokes too funny

Sandy: I'm not going back to jail!!

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Mei: *Sleeping*

Mk: *shoots the air*

Mei: *falls off the couch*

Mei: THIS IS WHY WUKONG DOESN'T f****** LOVE YOU

MK: *laughing hard*

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Wukong: MK to get out of the tank

Mk: you're not my dad

Wukong: Get out of this freaking tank I am your dad

Mk:  you're not my dad

Wukong: I AM YOUR DAD GET OUT OF THE F*#%€%-

Mk: IM IN A TANK and your NOT

Wukong: I WILL CALL-

Mk: I'm literally in a tank and you're not

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Mk: AAAAHHHHH AHHH AAAHHH

Spiderqueen: why are you running? Why are you running!!

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Pigzy: 2 shots of vodka *poors almost all of it*

Mk: *looks concerned*

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Mk: what are THOSSSSEEEEEE

Red son: they are my crocs

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Wukong: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing

Macaque: *gets in his face* but cha didn't

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Mk: *reaches out and touches red sun's hand*

Red sun: *slowly turns his head annoyed and moves his hand looking disgusted*

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Tang: *watches the deers eat*

Pigzy: *loud sneeze*

Tang: *sarcasm* nice pigzy

Pigzy: I SNEEZED!! I am not ALLOWED to SNEEZE!!

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Wukong: never want to talk about your feelings, Macaque

Macaque:.......

Mk: I do

Wukong: I know mk

Mk: im sad

Wukong: I know mk

*pats mk's head*

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Macaque: hay how much money you have?

Wukong: like 69cents

Macaque: ek 😏 you know what that means

Wukon: *tears up* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets

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Mei: it is wensday my dude

*Everyone being quiet*

Mei: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

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man: did anyone tell you you look like Beyonce~

Mei: no they tell me I look like mei

Man: who the f&#% is that

Mei: me b*#^*

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Mk: im in me dad's car broom broom

Pigzy: get out me car!

Mk: awwww

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Sandy: *playing the piano*

Mk: *dose a dance*

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Wukong: WHAT THE F*#^ IS UP DBK,NO WHAT DID YOU SAY DUDE, what the F&#^, STEP THE F&@^ UP DBK

Dbk: .....•-•....

Pif: @-@

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Red sun: *breathes out fire*

Mk: *looks at mei* wow

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Macaque: boo!

Wukong: ahhhhh!!.....stoooop....I could've dropped my croissant *cutely pouts*

Macaque: ahahah

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Macaque: and remember nobody will be ever to hate you more than you already hate yourself *tears fall*

(Y/n): *sips tea*

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Mk: hay y/n

Y/n: who are you???

Mk: seriously we live in the same house

}Later{

Wukong: oh hi y/n~

Y/n: whu??? Do I know you?

Wukong: I have literally been to your house

}even later{

Red son: oh hi y/n

Y/n: do I know you??

red son: I am literally DATING YOU

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Y/n: I HATE YOU !!

Red son: oh well next time don't steal my Monopoly!!

Pigzy: *sigh* red give y/n your $200 you landed on they're property

Red son : no they're in jail I'm not going to give money to a criminal!

Y/n: that's not how you PLAYYYYYYYY!!!

Tang: so why are they screaming

Pigzy: shut the F*^$ up tang you don't get to talk after stealing my last Railroad!!

Y/n: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN !!

Red son: ME TOO!!

Pigzy: YOU THINK I WANTED THIS !!

Y/n: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Y/n:Why you sad

Mk: I don't know

Y/n: just for no reason?

Mk: Oh no there are plenty of reasons I'm just not sure which one it is

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Mk: Can I have another cookie

Macaque: Well what did wukong say

Mk:  he said no

Macaque: then why would I say yes

Mk:  because he's not the boss of you

Macaque:.............

Macaque internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

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Red son: I have feelings for you

Mk: you do!!

Red son: yes, I feel you're really annoying

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Mk: you always look so unapproachable

Macaque: and yet here you are

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Y/n: *kicks the "G" off the grave yard sign*

Macaque: lets get this party started

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Mk: Have you seen a person named "y/n" around here?

Demon: Yes, they made a horrible mess of the blood fountain

Wukong: *looks at it* looks fine to me

Demon: IT USED TO BE WATER!

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Sandy: Can I be frank with you guys

Mei: sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to be help

Mk: can still be mk

Mei: shh, let frank speak

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Wukong: You lying cheating piece of s&%$

Macaque: oh yeah you're the idiot who thinks you can get away with with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Wukong:  I'm leaving you and I'm taking mk and mei with me

Y/n picking up the Monopoly board: I think we're going to stop playing now

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Mei: in your opinion, what's the height of stupidity

Red son: *looks at mk* how tall are you

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Macaque being dramatic: she was poetry, but he couldn't read

Wukong: his name is jurred, he's nineteen

Mk: when his parents built a very strange machine

Mei: watch that scene dig it, the dancing queen

Sandy: EEEEEY MACARENA

Tang/pigzy: ............

Red son: horrible job, everyone

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Y/n: hehehehhehehe

Macaque: what's wrong with them