#pierrejerunna

not a good combo.

he’d be the type of guy to roll down his window and yell the most random insults to another driver

wait let me visualize that..

"It's so fucking hot out here I'm a marine animal boring this dry ass weather is gonna kill me I'm gonna fucking die boriz"

I know he canonically loves summer but Sea bunnies irl only like cold water so I thought it was silly

I actually started crying over Pierre burger last night and I think it was one of my stupidest experiences so far

(Ignore the girl's first hand and any other screwy anatomy I was gleeby)

STFU I LOVE THESE also funnily enough Pierre does like summer yes but he cannot stand the heat lmao he’d rather be in an ice bath or an AC’d cafe burning stupid CDs for his loved ones (the only way he knows how to show love tbh)

he needs to be near a salty body of water or else he’s gonna dry up😞😞

I also like to think he would use tons of water based moisturizer made specifically for amphibious and marine folks (snails and slugs ect since they need lots of hydration too)

Babe my stroopwaffle art