#pidoves

Grunt chases hordes of Pidoves away with his hyper hand gestures.

Grunt later realizes that he should have stolen/caught the Pidoves instead.

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I was in the Phillipines and I got separated from my Mom. My mom had stayed with my friend emcee at one point I guess, so she said I should stay with MC until I me up with her again. So I went to MC's house and her parents were like super nice and let me in.

They like lived right next store to a convenience store and for some reason MC had an uncle and two brothers living with her. The uncle was like part of Game Freak and he was the one who designed Silver/pitched Silver's design to Mr. Sugimori. He took me up to his room and showed me all the concept art of Silver and said I could keep it. I thought about asking him if I could use his phone and talk to Mr. Sugimori, since he and Mr. Sugimori were friends, but decided that would be rude and didn't.

MC's house had like, 3 bedrooms. MC had her own room but decided to sleep with her parents in their room instead (this is true IRL) and her brothers had a room. The other bedroom was converted into like a computer room. Her uncle slept in the attic and his entire room was just like this one big bed with stuff in it and it was AWESOME. They also had a loft bed in the bathroom. ...IDK why. I imagine it'd be really awful to be sleeping up there while someone does their business below you or vice-versa.

Cri was also staying with them for some reason, except I didn't know Cri in this dream, so I kinda introduced myself and was awkward. 

Her parents were like SUPERSUPERSUPER nice and stuff and tried teaching me how to say a few phrases/prayers in tagalog before dinner and it was really nice. 

For some reason the legal drinking age in the Phillipines was like 15 and they lived next to a convenience store and for some reason me and Uncle Awesome wanted to get drunk (sketchy)  so we walked over, and there was some guy in the bushes taking a leak. So Uncle Awesome like, snuck up behind him and scared him by pretending to be a cop. And I went in to buy booze, except I only had American money, so I couldn't. We went back and I hung out with MC and Cri in the computer room, and MC was drawing like all this slash fanart of Red and Green and told me not to tell her parents. I couldn't imagine people as sweet as her parents having an issue with it but I said okay.

Then we had to go to bed, and I was kind of worried because I couldn't charge my phone, but my mom said she'd be back. MC and Cri slept with her parents in like this enormous bed the size of a room. I slept with her uncle but we didn't sleep because we stayed up all night talking about art and Pokemon and stuff. 

Then I got up, and it was almost time for me to go. MC, Cri, and one of her brothers invited me into the living room and MC said she had a present for me. I said no I couldn't accept it since they'd already done so much for me, but MC insisted. It was like this pair of chopsticks, only it was a set of salt and pepper shakers made out of porcelain. She told me to grab the durable wooden chopstick-shakers but on my way to get them I knocked over the porcelain ones. I didn't think I broke them but I did, and I started crying because I felt so bad and told her I'd take the broken ones and offered to buy her new ones (it was like $5 USD and for some reason that was expensive to me) and she started crying because in the dream MC had this thing where she cries if other people cry. :| In reality MC probably would have laughed, smashed the rest of them just for fun, and been like "Look Pyro now they all match don't feel bad."

She like insisted it was fine and I could take the broken ones if I insisted, and I thought about going over to the convenience store to buy super glue and then was like DERP and remembered that I only had American money.