Umbrella for Two || Dirk & Laney
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[ ✉ ] — Ugh, what was with his luck today? First he overslept and forgot to put on his pants before running out of the house in a rush, had to run back inside and grab a random pair so the neighbors would stop laughing at him (they didn’t), and then scrambled into the office late with a piece of toast hanging from his mouth, ‘cause it was the simplest and quickest thing he could make before leaving.
He didn’t even like toast, but he’d be damned if he had to go on his long ass delivery route with an empty stomach.
Once that mess of a morning was out of the way, the day seemed like it might be picking up, even though his embarrassment lingered. But just when things were starting to feel normal again, a heavy downpour randomly starts in the middle of his route. Thankfully, it had started while he was making a delivery to the general store. So even if he hadn’t brought an umbrella of his own, he at least had enough luck to buy the last one that was on sale.
As he heads outside to continue on his route, he notices a blonde girl standing under the store’s awning. She made no effort to go out into the rain, and upon closer inspection, didn’t seem to have an umbrella either. Having no protection in this crazy weather? Yikes.
Dirk had his own business to take care of, and he was sure this girl did too, but he wasn’t gonna be a jerk and just leave her like this.
“Yo, Goldilocks.” He gently nudges her in the side with his elbow, easily accomplished due to their close proximity. Once he has her attention, he winks and holds up his umbrella. “Looks like you’re in a bit of a rough spot there! You’re free to share with me, if you want.”










