Ring Ring… I’m Doctor Telephone, and I’ll be your phone operator this evening. I used to be Mr. Telephone, but… heh heh, then my wife left me. And I got a doctorate. You may know me from my hit film ‘Doctor Telephone Vs. Superman.’ That’s actually the film that got me my doctorate. You want to connect to the line? Heh heh… Go to hell. I’m Doctor Telephone, loser, and you’re in my Hell now. That’s how phones work. I wouldn’t expect a plebeian like you to understand. Unlike you, I’ve watched ‘Joker” 52 times. So uh… yeah, you can say I’m something of a film expert and genius. And just like Joker I’ve had One Bad Day(my wife left me), and now I’m wanted by the law. And like Joker, I’m a genius who sees things in a different way. They don’t call me Doctor Telephone for nothing. Welcome to my twisted mind.
