#phoenix studio

*Intro*

Dima: “I still have a question…”

Anton: "Dima, for the last time. Step one: We're arriving at the hospital. You show Olezha’s passport (I don’t know what this shit is called. Sorry.) with his photo. Step two: If they ask for your passport, you lost it."

Dima: "Yes, I understand."

Olya: "And I'll say I'm your sister and show them my passport, just in case."

Anton: "We find Olezha's medical history, we win. Understood?"

Dima: "Actually, I wanted to ask, can I--?"

Anton: "Shaiza...?"

Olya: "What is it?"

Anton: "We'll have to distract them."

*Transition to Olezha*

*Transition to Anton*

The beardless policeman: "So, Zvezdochkin, have you had enough? Oh, and I smell that familiar scent of booze. What, are you drunk again?"

Anton: "And were you demoted to traffic cop?"

The beardless policeman: "Demoted, demoted, yeah. Come along, citizen, we need to talk."

Anton: "Uncle Syom, I'm going to call Dad now. Do you want it?"

The beardless policeman: “Deniska, listen, what a coincidence? We are just from his dad."

Anton: "I get it, I get it. Can you be more gentle?"

The beardless policeman: "Taram, taram, taram, taram, taram, taram, taram"

Anton: "Can you turn up the volume? I love this song."

The beardless policeman: “Today everything is for you… What’s the big idea? Ouch! Where are you going, tune down?!"

Denis: "Boss, six letters. What did the main character do in captivity in the Caucasus?"

The beardless policeman: "Ran away?"

Denis: "No, I'm saying six letters."

The beardless policeman: "Damn it!"

*Transition to Dima and Olya*

Lyubov Petrovna Smak: "Argh, why you? You pest... Dushnov?"

Olya: "Yes."

Lyubov Petrovna Smak: "Lord"

Olya: “We were monitored at this very hospital.”

Lyubov Petrovna Smak: "They've come up with some kind of nonsense. Maybe it's some kind of glitch."

Olya: " No!"

Lyubov Petrovna Smak: "No need to yell. We'll get a new one now."

Olya: "We needed exactly this one."

Lyubov Petrovna Smak: "It’s gone and gone. Young lady, let's sort this out in a civilized manner."

Olya: "Yes, of course."

Lyubov Petrovna Smak: "Okay, I'm going to call security now. Get out of here, for heaven's sake."

Dima: (Stay here)

Olya: "Plan B"

Anton: "Good afternoon. You remind me of someone."

Lyubov Petrovna Smak: "You look like my Barsik."

Anton: "How lovely. Tell me, is that map still there? Let's keep that as our little secret."

Lyubov Petrovna Smak: "Well, there is… in the archives. But not everyone is allowed in there. If you wait until my break..."

Anton: "Yes. I'll be right back."

Olya: "What's the outcome? Has Dima been accepted yet?"

Someone (M): "Yes"

Someone (F): "And then to the archive."

Someone (M): “Yeah, well, let Sanya go there, Sanya can do it, Sanya...”

Anton: "The hornets have flown the nest."

Olya: "What?"

Anton: "Keep playing, I'll get everything. Distract the staff!"

*Transition to Olezha*

Doctor: "Hey! What group are you with?"

Anton: “I, uh, I’m lost. I'm actually from the first group, I think I belong in the archives"

Doctor: "Yeah, you're going downstairs. Then it's off to the archives."

Anton: "Yes, of course, thank you so much. I should have also asked where..."

???: "Who's making a scene there, huh? Come over here and help. Okay, where's my right hand? And where's... Whose story is it? Why didn't take it?"

Anton: "Let me go get it."

???: "Ksyushenka , go to the archives. Kitty, please weigh in."

*Transition to Olezha again *

Professor: "An author who does not receive support from the audience becomes disillusioned with his abilities... Art cannot be a definite meaning..."

*Transition to Anton*

??? (Doctor): "Alive? Great. Come on, catch your breath and get back. Otherwise, you'll miss all the fun."

*Transition to Olezha again *

Professor: "Even if he alone considers his work to be art, then *moves to Anton* it is.

*Transition to Olezha again *

Professor: “ Author... Creator...”

*Transition to Anton*

Olezha : "He doesn't a priori destroy creation. And I think you need to trust the creator to at least try to understand him. Bottom line. The author is dead, but long live the author."

*Transition to Anton again*

*Transition to Olezha *

*Transition to Dima, Anton and Olya*

Olya: " Help me, at least, a little."

Dima: “You... And who are you?”

The beardless policeman: "I swear to you! I'll catch him and give him such a good beating his ass that his own mother won't even know!"

Anton: "Wait! When did you get drunk?"

Olya: “They injected him with something, he was distracting the hornets!”

Anton: "What?"

Olya: “I don’t know!”

The beardless policeman: "Hey! Listen! "Open up!"

Dima: "What is it? I... I don't understand. So how did they kill him?"

Anton: "They didn’t. It was an accident."

Dima: "What? Well, the cops were hiding something . We need to question the doctor or..." Well... We've come this far."

Olya: "This isn't Mom's number."

Dima: "What?"

Olya: "It's not Mom's number. Someone else's number is listed."

Dima: "What's this? What's wrong?"

Olya: "No-no-no!"

Dima: "Who has a pen?"

(The rest is unintelligible)

*Transition to Olezha *

Anton: "Oleg?"

Olezha : "No, I won't fall for it."

Anton: "Is that you? Are you real?

Am I ... dead?"

Olezha : "How?"

Anton: "Finally…

… Forgive me."

Olezha : “It’s time for you”

Anton: "Where to?"

Olezha : "Back to life"

Anton: "Come with me."

Olezha : "Anton... I'm gone. I died a year ago. I need to go."

Anton: "Where?"

Olezha : "To a new life"

Anton: "What will happen to you?"

Olezha : "I'll become someone new. I'll start all over again. The Wheel of Samsara, you know? I need to go."

Anton: “Then I’m with you.”

Olezha : “Are you crazy? You have a chance. They are waiting for you there."

Anton: "I don't want to go back. You said you could become different there, start over. I'm tired"

Olezha : "Anton... You don't have to die to become a different person.

You're being given a chance.

Please don't miss it.

You'll regret it. I did.

Please live this life.

It will never happen again.

I believe in you."

…

Olezha : “What are you doing…? Anton! Anton, let go! Let go! Enough!”

*Return to the real world*

Eduard: "I'm doing this for the last time. Whatever you're doing here, stop right now."

Olya: "Phew! Good thing i lost the bet. Dima was so worried I had to argue with him about whether you'd live or die."

Dima: "I didn't---"

Olya: “Why didn’t you tell me you were allergic to nuts?”

Anton: "I didn't know they had nuts."

Dima: “Are you … Alive?”

Olya: "Your eyes were popping out of your head, and you were foaming at the mouth..."

Olezha : "Dima!"

Olya: “...And shaking up like this”

Dima: "What?"

…

Dima: "I... I'll be right back."

…

Dima: “Damn, man, where have you been?”

Olezha : "Oh, this was terrible. I missed you so much!"

Dima: "What?"

Olezha : "And how are you?"

Dima: "Can you say it louder?"

Olezha : "I'm telling you, I missed you! Can't you hear me?"

Olya: “…And the cops in the end---!”

Anton: "Wait, please. Something... Something's buzzing in my head ."

Olezha : "Ah!"

…

Dima: "Oh, no way!"

This post will be edited as things change, so you can keep track of everything (that I'm also keeping track of) in one post.

• Most Adoptable Grown Man. Olezha, Dima. Anton has already infamously lost to Scrub Daddy, Olezha won the first and second round, lost the third. DIMA HAS BEATEN A STAR WARS CHARACTER. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. Currently active, NEED PROPAGANDA. POLL HERE.

✓ Poorest Meow Meow. Anton, poll here. Lost to a Disney character (Bruno from Encanto) with 28.8%.

✓ Tumblr Sexyman. Diplomator, poll here. Lost to House M.D. himself, as expected.

✓ Most Iconic Asexual. Olezha, poll here. Lost to Jessica Rabbit with 22.5%.

they're funmade but there is so much effort in it, they even translated the background text!

finally another phoenix studio project can be watched by eng fandom yippiee

Oppaaaa

Cosplay - ich

I really want meet some English part of this fandom so bad 🥺