#phiwi

and made this silly video of us doing skills

🎵 The Blue Danube Waltz - Johann Strauss II

We have a discord server

Message me ( @boardgamedanny ) or max ( @shitwheresfoxy ) to join

It is I, the golden kiwi! I was created to replace the golden pig at the Auckland show.

Now I am back in The Phouse, and the STRANGEST thing just happened!!!

My dads had just finished filming WDAPTEO 5, and Phil stood up to turn the camera off. When all of a sudden, the phass knocked me to the floor. I hit my head pretty hard, and it hurt, but something weirder happened - I GAINED CONCIOUSNESS.

After they left the room, I raced to Phil's gigantic 13" ipad to tell all of you!

So send in questions or suggestions for what you want me to do, or just say hi!

Kiwis are nocturnal so I will mostly be active whilst Dan and Phil are asleep. Which is for the best, I think they might get a little freaked out if they knew I was alive.

I like this version better, what do you think

Yes! We've become quite close already 🦭🩷🥝

@the-pheal and I even shared some tea and biscuits together this morning! Phey have got to be one of the nicest creatures I have ever met!