OTP ASK MEME! I suspect you know which ones I would ask. Choose whatever tickles your fancy at the moment :D
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
Neither Okay, Clintās more likely to start sexting out of the blue (and be hilariously awkward at it). Though to be fair, he has a weird thing for Phil quotingĀ āmisuse of SHIELD resourcesā regs at him, so yeah.
Bucky actually got a lot of practice sweet talking women before the war, so he is surprisingly good at sexting. Steve, being an artist, is very visual, so again - lack of sucking. (Except in sexually appropriate contexts, of course.)
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
All of the above, but it takes different movies.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
Clint claims it was an accident. Phil didnāt roll his eyes - quite - but he did add (another) warning label to the microwave. (TheĀ āABSOLUTELY NO SCIENCE IN THE MICROWAVEā one is mostly for Tony, though the others are occasional offenders.)
Both Steve and Bucky may or may not have abused their positions asĀ ātragically out-of-time, confused supersoldiersā to get away with shit. Like ignoring theĀ āno scienceā sticker.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes āGuess whoā thing?
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
Clint is a blanket thief and a super-powered space heater (itās his secret super power.) Phil doesnāt look it, but heās a sneaky son of a bitch, and heās not above utilizing all available assets. Particularly the sexy one in his bed.
Bucky always feels a little chilled after escaping HYDRA, and Steve is always super warm, so. Cuddling happens.
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?
Steve and Bucky tried to join him for a little while, to see what the fuss was about, but they eventually slunk off with confused looks and the determination to never repeat the experience. Clint just made popcorn and watched the show (not the one on Tonyās wall-sized screen, though.)
Who laughs more during sex?
Clint firmly believes that sex is meant to be fun, not serious, and he loves that Phil trusts him enough to unwind and laugh at the weird noises, positions, etc. that they get into. Also, circus-level flexibility is a plus for trying out new things in bed.
Bucky finds sex with Steve oddly hilarious. Mostly because Steve takes it too seriously, so Bucky occasionally tickles him into relaxing.
Phil is the mattress and Clint is the blanket. (He likes to sprawl. Phil is more than okay with this.)
On bad nights, having Steve curled around him is one of the few ways for Bucky to feel safe and comforted again.
