#phils lion

Bear with me on this insane post: I am looking for a phannie in or around WINDSOR, ON, CANADA to act as a mailing address for me. After a long time search, I found an OG lion on yahoo japan auctions for $5 FIVE FREAKING DOLLARS. Literally the day after I bid on the plushie, new CPCS regulations go into place and Buyee (the proxy service I use) notifies customers that plushies being imported into the USA are at risk of being seized and/or destroyed by the US government. Lol. ALL THIS TO SAY - I am a midwest phannie trying to safely get my lion plush shipped to me and I already planned to take a day-trip to Detroit anyways. HELP ME CROSS INTERNATIONAL BORDERS TO SAVE MY LION!!!!!! For your noble service you will receive: my extra Phil armpit photocard, a hard-launch themed keychain and bracelet, and eternal glory. And a good story. Yes I’m a real person, yes I’m serious about driving to Canada and picking up my package from you, INQUIRE WITHIN!!!!!