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[TXT: Cecil]: Well who’s this Steve Carlsburg guy and what did he do to you? He has your sister and your niece? I mean I think that’s a little greedy at this point, don’t you?Â
[TXT: Cecil]: Also, I was unaware you had a third eye.  That said I see no reason as that being a deterrent from engaging in romantic inclinations with you.  Plus the way you explained it to me a lot of things are a bit unusual where you live so it shouldn’t be a huge deal, I don’t feel like. [TXT: Cecil]: Hell, my little sister dated an alien for a good year or two, things ain’t fuckin normal here either. [TXT: Cecil]: If no one is with you yet, guess you haven’t met the right person.  I doubt it’s because of your eyes.  No need to rush that shit.  Good partners are hard to come by, anyway.  [TXT: Cecil]: Though, in the mean time I might advise you to swap whatever you’re drinkin right now for some water. [TXT: Cecil]: You might appreciate it in a few hours.Â
[ Text ] : yhe greeediest. [ Text ] : wha ta douche. [ Text ] : i fshould beay him up. [ Text ] : hes lucky im jsut too nice of a gyu.
[ Text ] : yeah yeah ypure righy. [ Text ] : youve gott obe. [ Text ] : i;; go het a glass of water noe. [ Text ] :Â mayeb also coffeee. [ Text ] : tahks dem.












