Phenomaman saying, "She is so terrifying I often cannot speak," is not necessarily Coupé's fault, but instead the fact that he believes himself to be inferior to her and he is scared of "acting out" under her guidance. This is caused by where he is in Urgotian society compared to where she would be, which is far above him (I'll do a post with all of the Z-Team+ at some point.)

Played around with other charts and I wish this one had a gender box so I could put 10^-2 H30+ concentration for Phenomaman. It's here now I suppose.

Coupé is the master in master and servant, of course; if you listen to the song, it would be Phenomaman singing to her.

Had the hardest time picking a song that would fit Coupé lyrics wise until I remembered that I didn't have to do that, so. Mozart it was. I didn't wanna pick a more popular song so I ended up with mass in C minor

Katon-Ur's name is really Katon, child of Urgot with my headcanons and whatnot because, the way I've got it, Urgotians have genonyms (a neutral version of patronym/matronym) and Katon chose to reject his family name! What a rebel.

- Katon-Ur is 63 on Earth, probably around 30 on Urgot-52dc, and a very young adult in terms of development (Around 20-23 in humans)

- I imagine Colm as being the guy that manages to strike up conversations with literally anyone. Old lady. Little kid in a park. 44 yo alcoholic. Not that they’re particularly enlightening or anything, but they happen. They happen.

- had a really hard time with this one because I think EVERYONE knows that Colm and Janelle have a weird on-again off-again relationship but they *never* mention that they have taken in Katon-Ur to anyone. The only one that has any idea is Blazer because Katon wanted her to know that he was okay and has moved on. She replies, “Great!” But she’s making a weird tense face when she says it.

- Janelle is clean because she doesn’t own many things. Katon is clean-ish because he’s kind of a mess but he knows where everything is so it’s okay. Colm is messy because he doesn’t know where things are and has a lot of stuff. Tchotchkes and such. Also he doesn’t have easy access to half the storage space in his home, so. Kind of makes things hard.

- Katon is the worst because he grasps concepts fine but has a hard time executing processes well, and any recipe that requires multitasking is a no-go. He’s self sufficient but don’t expect it to not be a little burnt. He absolutely destroys at roasting things though. At some point him and Royd team up for a kālua pig and everyone craves it for weeks after.

Janelle is in the middle because she’s horrible with temperature control but her prep skills redeem her. Really *really* good knife skills and fantastic at seasoning/sauces/anything to do with tasting. Could be a sommelier if she wanted to. She can make a mean salad but don’t expect her to sear a steak without it being blue in the center. Pretty good baker too!

Colm is the best because he is the best at actually cooking foods on the stove/in the oven. Good rare steaks, flavorful stews, the whole nine yards. Knife cuts leave something to be desired though.

- I think this get together would be like a very quiet nuclear bomb going off for Katon. Realistically it’s two slightly more stable adults saying, “This guy is fucked up” and adopting him into their relationship so he can curl up at the end of the bed like a dog. Katon then becomes the glue that keeps them from going into the “off-again” phase because he kind of fills in the gaps of the other two. Colm needs a warmer lover sometimes, and Janelle needs someone to cater to her more expensive tastes (and be able to enjoy it with her). Yay!