#pheaster baking

Did dan say "phil is actually naked right now" because he really was commando....

so wer'e not at the point wehre dan is accepting that he's a furry, got it

WHAT IS THEIR KINK WITH EGGS AND LAYING THEM

I definitely thought dan was gonna spank phil at teh beginning, turns out, I wasn't too far off

"zest friend" was said in the same way as "dumpling bae"

Why is Phil making a joke about a yeast infection

I don't get the rabbit's teet thing and dan's horrified reaction that they have lots, like....so do cows?

the way phil called dan "stupid bitch" I felt like I should leave

I did not need to think about the fact that they are both uncut ever. I really really didn't, and yet they apparently wanted us to know, lovely

the "citrus cock" line is another one that they just...said. the joke was completed

Dan brushes his pinkie against phil's hand at 2:35

awww dan did the imaginary watch thing!

I love phil's five stages of whatever before he just decided to asy that he does like being glazed

People can believe whatever they want but any phic that implies that they don't enjoy or frequently have penetrative sex is just objectively wrong

WHY DO WE KNOW THIS

I can't believe Phil lester said spork in the year of our lord 2026, and of course you'd fucking be a spork that's what your partner called you for several years

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE???? I JUST WATCHED THE FAILED MERINGUE WHERE YOU DID EXACTLY THIS

Is "I like things to be salty" about cum? Like is that the joke?

I AM ONLY FOUR MINUTES IN

the way phil is cutting the butter is giving me incredible anxiety

The handprint wasn't actually on his ass....so is there another handprint we are supposed to find in the baking videos?

No Phil probably just forgot his own lore again

What was the "nip slip" comment about?

How the fuck did Phil break their pyrex liquid measuring thingy

The breast milk conversation is WILD, cause it's very much a breeding kink conversation that it kinda sounds like Phil is asking cause they've talked about it before but Phil was the one answering????

Phil does not normally react to Dan's moans on camera, but he did this time

The fact that they didn't beat the egg first is making me itch

"I'll be your knead coach" sounds like another breeding kink thing about breathing and whatever

Dan hating a texture, love that so much, or not that he hates it but that he's comfortable sharing that with us

Spoon, Dan, Phil said spoon, whisk is a bad idea

"soft and pliable" is also fucking wild, especially cause it feels like phanfic language

You have to sleep with it too, Dan. It's funny which moments they chose to say sleep with vs live with

What was Dan about to say about Mary Berry?

That fucking eye thing is so dangerous holy shit

I can't tell if Phil meant to do the "encouragement from behind" innuendo or not

It can't just be a callback, there has to be a reason to blur Phil's crotch

Is Phil saying move to Vegas becasue he wants to be a rabbit for a magician or eloping or both?

Why have there been soooo many references to Phil pole dancing or stripping recently

my brain is still short circuiting hearing "our child"

I can't believe we're at the point where Phil sexually touches Dan to see if he can be coherent after, like, that's our reality now

Just some credit to Phil for putting this 3 piece suit on twice. He should have just stayed in it for the april Phools bit tbh.

Mary Berry DEFINITELY didn't say "tend to them like a breast" also….you clearly only tend to Phil's flat chest cause wtf was that?

WHAT IS THEIR EGG BREEDING KINK THING

Dan's jealousy at the mere suggestion that if he didn't know Dan Phil would be dating someone else

they're making a lot more drug jokes than usual

So many innuendos during the piping bag moment it's hard to keep up

The fact that dan held his bag upside down WHILE making fun of phil for doing it

I MISSED THE COMMENT ABOUT GIVING A HANDJOB TO BIG BIRD OH MY GODDDDD ALso…Big Bird is like….6

I don't want to know how the Cinderella kink manifests off camera, though I am thinking of all the times Dan has been a clumsy bitch recently and now I'm wondering if it's partially in purpose….

More egg breeding kink thing And then Phil pretends to eat it….right

Oh Dan definitely did do a strip dance after the camera was off

SIXTEEN YEARS and they're still basically in the honeymoon phase. Which I guess just isn't a phase for them.

(Although realistically it might've been because of the phulge)

I love Phil's "yeah" after Dan asked "Do you like a good glazing after a topping" so much, cause like...everything is about Dan's comfort level, it always has been and it always will be.

But Dan didn't know Phil was going to say that, so, for the first time, Dan is giving Phil permission to push the boundaries a little, cause Phil never would have done that if he didn't think Dan was okay with it, even though Dan didn't know he was going to do that.

I don't know if they will decide later that it didn't feel good, or if there will be more of them making innuendos explicit, but it felt really good to watch that boundary fall.