"See? You need to stop freaking out so much over my treatments, Jaye is fine and he doesn't find anything wrong with them! For a guy that's out there taking all the hits you're way too scared about a couple of pills and needles!"
"WhatโrrrrrโJaye's chill with everything, he doesn't count!" An originium-crusted tail flicks in irritation, with Roark running his hands down his face. The bear in question simply shrugs, having stuck around for a few minutes in the presence of two acquaintances in the Rhodes' shared medical offices. It's a lot less unsettling than Aak's lab, the dreaded destination when specific care and diagnosing was required, but still. A white lab coat didn't do much to ease the reflexive panic with how much the damn cat kept asking to test his newest juice on him! He's not going to forget about the last time he agreed and then blacked out for a few hours!
"I mean, Aak's been my check up guy since he's been here, he's not so bad," Jaye muses, a bandaged finger pressing on his bottom lip in thought. "Hung's had 'im for longer and he doesn't complain. You're overreacting, Roark."
"You are not helping my caseโ"
Okay, fine, fine. Maybe he is overreacting, but at this point, even the least smelliest durian is associated with those damned stim packs of his! He'd overlook them for the actual prowess Aak has if it wasn't for the volunteering surprises!! He still has no idea how Hung survives any of it, much less prefers him as his physician here!! But then again, with Gav as his main physician, the teapot may simply be calling the kettle black. She's also known for striking fear into even the most toughest operators.
"It's 'cause your pills and shots usually come with some whacky side effects because you needed someone to test them out," he huffs, rolling up his sleeve anyway for what he assumed is supposed to be just a flu shot. Allegedly. "At least if I take a hit, I see it coming..."
"Oh, by the way, those B12's are sour apple flavored. Pretty good. Anyway, I'll see ya in the mess hall afterwards. I'll bring you some leftovers, Aak. Thanks, again." Jaye heads out with a small wave, weaving amongst the passerbys in the hallway out of the medical wing. While most people were here for some updated shots and general check-ups, Roark's flakiness caught up to him in the form of another physical exam with his personal paralysis demon from Lungmen. Sigh. He will never learn. / @pharmacidal this is why we don't skip office visits, brother.








