#phantomfxcker

BD: > He just fucking laughs at that, all through his nose at first. This is beautiful.

TT: >his eyebrows raise practically off his head

BD: Thank you for that.

PF: Oooh, dancing.

TT: The hell?

TT: How the fuck do I do that?

BD: Be the horse.

CT: 8=D< Use your imagination.

V: > v actually fucking grins. this is going to be great

CT: 8=D< Embody the horse.

CT: 8=D< Let the virility of the majestic hoofbeast flow through you.

BD: Channel...the horse.

CM: > He slams back another drink, leaning against the nearest furniture for leverage.

TT: >dart just looks.... fucking lost...

CM: neigh neigh motherfuckcer

CT: 8=D< Would you prefer truth?

TT: No no I got this, just gimme a second to think about this.

CT: > Dart clearly needs a moment to muster his virility there, so Ichabod gives him a little kiss on the forehead before detangling himself so his BF may take the stage.

CT: > It's okay Dart not everyone can get their virility up on command. BADUM TSS.

TT: > he stands up and moves to the room, his arms crossed with his lips pursed as he gazes at nothing in thought.

TG: > davean just leans on v and snickers, sipping his drink still

BD: > Death just leans forward, wobbling slightly, and watches with a grin. This is going to be fantastic.

TT: .... Someone should put music on if I'm gonna dance.

CT: 8=D< I colt find you some.

BD: I feel that you should be the one to do the honours, or at least have the chance.

TT: Aight whoever pulls up music first is what I'll dance too.

CM: yeah lets get some horse jams

CT: 8=D< I was constructing you a playlist, let me just-

CT: > He made Dart something beautiful according to his tastes.

CT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZr-MefnZWE

PF: > Cover your mouth. Try not to laugh. Fail miserably and let out a yelp of laughter through your fingers.

BD: > He doesn't have the context to truly appreciate it, but he does still burst out laughing. There are tears in his eyes. This is better than he could have imagined.

TG: > Davean is burying his face in Vs hair and laughing. Come on now Dart, its gonna be great.

PF: > Death's laughter is making him laugh harder. He's full out doubled over in wheeze-laughter at this point.

CT: 8=D< I believe in you!

CT: > He believes in his boyfriend and needs pom-poms to cheer him on.

BD: > Death is clapping to the beat...kinda?

CM: you got this

TT: >ok ichabod got him with that song. His matesprit's out to get him, oh no. Laughing, dart just listens to the beat for a moment, getting into it..... and then he starts fucking like.. doing pop and lock kind of dancing, making sure it's.. at least vaguely horse shaped and he even throws in a few very bland *neighs* here and there to emphasize that he is trying to be a horse.

CT: > Ichabod is fucking DELIGHTED

BD: > Death is shrieking with laughter at this point. It's ugly. But he's so happy.

CM: > Ash remains unphased but gives him some applause because that clearly took a lot of effort and he deserves that much.

PF: > Jongkyu is clapping his hands encouragingly, but he looks more like a seal at this point and there are tears in his eyes from laughing so hard.

CT: > Ichabod answers with a few enthusiastic whinnies of his own this is the HIGHLIGHT of his month, look at his talented boyfriend facing the challenge head-on!

TG: > Davean is so glad???

TG: to v softly (pls tell me youre recording this too)

V: > considering the phone already up and recording

V: (id never miss out on an opportunity like this)

TT: >keeping at it, he dances until the song ends and grins, taking a bow. After straightening up, he saunters on over to Ichabod and flops down on him.

PF: Encore, encore!

CT: > He is met with a gleeful trill, and a shower of little kisses. Jesus christ guys want some tree for that sap