#phantom.txt

alt versions below cut

never, in your life, agree to play gambling card games (or any gambling games, or any card games) with Alto Clef

seriously, you may never wash away the shame he'll have you to experience after you lose

and you will always lose

[Desc in Alt]

Frankie: It's working! Fucking finally! Just let me make sure baby-Frankie won't be able to see it [pause] ...aaand we're good to go!

Danny: Oh, this is going to be so much f̵͚̈́͝ủ̷̪͊n̷̮̞̂̿.

Frankie: Hey everyone! This is probably a little weird, but I'm not the Frankie you know. I mean, I'm from this reality, just not yet.

Danny: How are you so cryptic? I'm not even that cryptic, and I'm technically dead.

Frankie: [sigh] And I brought a friend. This is Danny, otherwise known as "Phantom." Like the name implies, he's a ghost—

Danny: Half-ghost.

Frankie: —and he's part of the reason I can do this whole thing. Something about the veil being thin this time of year? I don't know, I wasn't really listening.

Danny: Rude.

Frankie: Anyway, we thought it would be fun to do a sort-of-hostile takeover. So, we got some help from a... friend of Phantom's to finagle the timeline, and I got us into the blog.

Danny: It's our blog now! M̴̥̥͙͓̩͍͙̻͚͍̘̭̌̎̒̀̏́̉̀͠͝ͅw̵̘̳̻̥͔͆̔a̴͎̬̓̍̓̊͂̕͝h̸͇͖͍̪͙͆͜a̵̧̧̦͙͈͎͓̼̘̟̬͛̔̈̃͑̈́̓̄̇̐̕͝ͅh̷̡̧̖̲̫̬̺̹̼͗̄̄̂̋̄̈́̒̊̏͝͝a̴̹̻̙̞̱̟͎̭͍͋͊̌̕̚͜ͅh̷͈̻̭̫̬̐̏̿̐͑̊͂̈́̓͗͘̚! At least until the veil closes.

Frankie: Dude! What the fuck was that!?

Danny: The voices of the damned. Anyway, ask us anything you want!

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