#phan preference

1. “since when did it become a chore to love you”

2. “our song”

3. “help… I did it again”

4. “how drunk was I?”

5. “I can’t always think of witty comebacks”

6. “fuck you scared me!”

7. “so.. I have some news”

8. “We lost the baby”

9. “Honey please don’t touch that”

10. “we really need to stop picking up stray animals..”

11. “please don’t leave”

12. “just admit, I’m right”

13. “hey! you got flour all over me you douche bag!”

14. “stop working so damn hard”

15. “was that your first kiss?”

16. “are you doing this to make me pay attention to you?”

17. “what’s the matter, sweetie?”

18. “welcome to fatherhood”

19. “I haven’t slept in ages”

20. “you’re a nerd”

21. “does he know about the baby?”

22. “you’re not allowed to fall asleep mister”

23. “I’m not buying IKEA furniture again”

24. “I had another nightmare”

25. “How could you forget your own son’s birthday?”

26. “quit wining and make me some pancakes”

27. “I’m not jealous”

28. “stay the night, please”

29. “don’t ask me that”

30. “uh.. why is there fake blood all over the floor?”

31. “shut up and kiss me”

32.  “it’s you.. it’s always been you”

33. “did you really just insult Sherlock in front of me?”

34. “I picked up the wrong cake”

35. “what have I told you about the toilet seat?”

36. “I vote today to be a pyjama day”

37. “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle”

38. “Quick, make a wish, it’s 11:11”

39. “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole”

40. “You’re like 5 feet tall, how are you gonna reach me shortie?”

41. “The whole street is blocked off, the police won’t tell me anything”

42. “well if it wasn’t you, who ate the last pizza slice?”

43. “There’s nothing wrong with wanting a video game-themed wedding”

44. “shh she’s sleeping”

45. “are you wearing my shirt?”

46. “why would you want to marry me?”

47. “mummy, daddy, I had a bad dream”

48. “aren’t the stars so beautiful?”

49. “You’re going to make me late again”

50.  “You need to see a doctor”

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Rules

sup peeps so recently I’ve been obsessing over @phanncy ‘s fanfiction and the prompts that she uses so I decided to do something similar!

Simply inbox me with the number/numbers that you want and if you like, specify either Dan or Phil! 

Dan: He whines. He'll grip your hips and dig his crotch into your own, the small whimpers and whines erupting from his neck as he cusses profusely into your ear. The small whimpers and whines that escapes his mouth with you run your hands through his hair.

Dan: Dan has to leave and won't be back till at least 3am, but you need to go to sleep. Lately your nightmares have been getting worse and you're having trouble sleeping alone. Dan decides to stay in bed and cuddle with you until you fall asleep and when you do, he will leave. He kisses you softly on the forehead saying, 'Goodnight babe, I'm right here if you need me.' He wraps his arms around you and you feel safe and happy and soon drift asleep.

Phil: You're hyper and don't want to go to sleep, but Phil is getting slepy and you both have to be up early tomorrow. He's tried to get you to go to bed, but you won't give. 'I'm not going to kiss you goodnight if you don't calm down and go to sleep.' He says. You frown, 'Really?' He nods. 'Okay then, I guess I'll go to bed.' You say. Phil smiles, 'Knew that would work.' he says to himself. You get to bed and he lies down beside you, 'Goodnight, I love you.' He says, kissing you on the lips. You smile and soon become restless and fall asleep, his arms intertwine with yours.

Dan: You have a classical wedding in a church. The day goes perfect. On your cake instead of the normal bride and groom, the bride is standing on a step, because Dan is so much taller than you. At night when the celebrations are over both of your families light your way with sparklers to your room. 

Phil: You and Phil have your wedding on a beach. After the ceremony is over and the sun is setting Phil brings you over to the side to take a walk. He kisses you and twirls you around. He tells you how glad he is to have met you before jokingly telling you his shoes are filler with sand. You both laugh and talk for a few more minutes before joining everyone else for a meal.

Dan: Because of how tall Dan is, you normally end up cuddling his chest. he wraps his arms around you and you engulf yourself in his scent and he warps his arms around your neck, looking down at you.

Phil: You wrap you arms around his neck and he pulls you in by your waist, rubbing your back gently. You bury you head in his neck and he kisses the tip of your ear gently.

Dan: Maria. She has hair and eyes like Dan but she is like you in her ways. Dan often looks at her and sees you, in simple things she does like laughing and talking.She is very chatty and ever since she learnt how to talk she tells everyone about her Daddy's job.

Phil: Michael. He has bright blue eyes like Phil and his hair and nose take after you. He is quite shy but he is very intelligent for his age. When Phil is playing with him is when he is most happy.

Dan: You and Dan have gotten into a fight and you make him leave the flat. After he cools down, he waits outside the door for hours, apologizing and saying he is sorry. You don't listen at first but begin to feel sorry for him, you know it wasn't all his fault. You sit at the opposite end of the door and hear him talking to himself. 'I'm such an idiot! It's all my fault! Why do I always fuck things up?' He says. After a few minutes you let him in. 'I'm so sorry, Y/N. I promise it won't happen again.' You smile, 'I know Dan. I'm sorry too.' You say and kiss him.

Phil: You and Phil had an argument and a day later you come over to apologize. No one answers the door, so you let yourself in. You see Phil talking to Dan. 'I don't know why I acted the way I did, she doesn't deserve it. I miss her already, I might cry right now.' You smile and realize he feels bad too. You cough and he looks up, surprised. 'Y/N...I'm so sorry..' He begins. 'It's okay, I know. I'm sorry I acted the way I did, too.' He smiles and you hug him. 

Dan: You cuddle into his chest. You fall asleep every night listening to him whisper cute things into your ear and kissing your head.

Phil: He wraps his arms around you and buries his head into your back. He tells you bedtime stories in his own words that you remember from you childhood while holding you the same way.