#pg440

oh fuck, there’s SPECIFICALLY four receptables for the kernels in the game? is that those beacons we saw on the kingdoms. how there was four pillars for each kingdom? because when it split off, one side went to the light and one went to the dark. so john already completed his. which means there’s 3 spots left. the 3 kids. 

but she’s hella right

HOW DID THE GAME KNOW????

oh god she is SO RIGHT

what if you didn’t protoype nanna?? what if you prototyped something that couldn’t talk??? how tf would you know anything about the medium and how to play it?? like that harlequinn who only talked in fleur de lis. what if you never put in someone who knew at least some english???

imagine if john actually went through with sassacre tho, the crackman

IMAGINE IF HE WENT THROUGH WITH A BETTY CROCKER SPRITE

imagine just skipping the prototyping and going all out with nothing

ahdjdh “unmolested vanilasprite” ROSE, I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE TERM VANILLA MEANT TILL I WAS LIKE 14. AND THATS ONLY BC MY FRIEND MADE ME USE THAT PERCENTAGE KINK TEST THING THAT WAS GOING AROUND AT THE TIME AND I HAD TO ASK WHAT SHIT MEANT WHEN I GOT THE RESULTS BACK

yall dont even WANT to know

also imagine having your father’s pornography collection as a sprite. i dont want to picture how that would turn out but then again the possibilities of what it would look like are endless. so im with rose on that one, if someobody does end up having one, id like to contact them too and ask what kind of shit they are going through now

wait shit thats right

so let me get this straight

rose is the host to john

dave will be the host to rose

and since john lost HIS host card, does that mean GG is going to take johns place and help dave???

but then who would help GG???

she’s so genuine, like first thing she says before continuing on with the walkthrough (to anybody else who MAY be alive) is “things may have been in a rush and if this is not precise, i am sorry”

you’re doing fine, sweetie, dont worry