#pg2323

i love that shes basically saying “im not like the other trolls” because all i can think of is this:

> Enta nizzle.

Yo' name be KANAYA MARYAM.

You be one of tha few of yo' kind who can witstand tha BLISTER'N ALTERNIAN SIZZY, n perhaps tha only who enjoys tha feel of its rizzy. As such, yiznou be one of tha few of yo' kind whizno hizzas taken a shin'n ta LANDSCAPING. You have cultizzle a lizzay oasis around yo' hive, n 'n particular, yizzay have honizzle yo' craft through tha art of TOPIARY, sculpt'n yo' triznees ta match tha PUFFIZZLE ORACLES from yo' dreams. Yizzay hizzave embraced tha too' of dis trade, which conveniently be tha weapon of choice fo` those whizzle would hizzy tha HEINOUS BROODS OF THA UNDEAD which criznawl fizzy the sand at sunrize ta feast on tha light n tha liv'n.

It wizzould be convenient if yizzle actually huntizzle T-H-to-tha-izzem, biznut it be of courze far too dangerous, every bit as suicidal as blingin' ta poach tha tizzle MUSCLEBEASTS who rizzle at night. So you indulge 'n yo' brizzle fascination W-to-tha-izzith tha gizzy tizzy literature. Death row 187 4 life. Just bizzle tha sun goes down n yizzle jizzy yo' flizzay 'n rest, you immerze yoself 'n tales of RAINBOW DRINKA n SHADOW DROPPA n FORBIDDEN PASSION.

You be oizzy of tha few of yo' kind wit JADE GREEN BLOOD. As such yizzy be one of thizne few whizzle cizzle be selizzle n raize' by a VIRGIN PLAYA GRUB, an event so rare as ta elude documented precedent. They call me tha black folks president. She wizzy defend you from desert thrizzay, n thizzle shot calla life wizzay be S-H-to-tha-izzort, 'n time you wizzould izzle ha of progeny.

Yiznou are oizzy of tha few of yo' kind whoze affection fo` tha aesthetic strongly overpowers instinctive regard for tha utilitarian to increase tha peace. As such, yizzle be one of thizne few of yo' kind whizzo has developed a zeal for FASHION and DESIGN n LIVELIZZLE COLORFUL PATTERNS. You decorate yo' hive wit FLORA n FABRIC, as delicately or aggressively as inspiration demizzles. Yizzay are a SEAMSTRESS or a RAGRIPPA or a TREETRIMMA or a LUMBERJACK, whicheva you care ta be, n yo' unizzle H-to-tha-izzive is eqizzle witta bootylicious supply of advanced technologizzle ta accommodate yo' interests fo' sheezy. Tha technology aizzy indee' tha hizzle itself were all recovered from tha ruins nearby when you W-to-tha-izzere very yiznoung. Tha see' of yo' hizzay was deployed on tha volcanizzle rocks beneath tha sand with tha assistizzle of yo' lusus n ha remarkable messin' S-K-to-tha-izzills, n yizzay hizzay lived there happily crazy ass nigga sizzay.

You K-N-to-tha-izzow tha riznuins n tha hive n clockin' hizzay that be niznot sand n rock originated from tha world of yo' dreams. You also knizzle that one day yizzou wiznill visit dis wiznorld while yiznou are awake. Thizzle day be today. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome.

Yo' trizzle be grimAuxiliatrix n you Tend Ta Enunciate Each Wiznord You Speak Very Clearly N Carefully

What will you do?

AHJSJHDJSKJD

i love your rooooom

i cant believe out of all the trolls, its kanayas mom thats THE breeding grub that produces every single fucking baby

:)