#pg1994

thats it guys, karkat vantas not only has an unashamed love for chick flics, but is VERY BAD coding, and wants to be a member of what i presume is maybe a rock band but more lethal

IS THAT A MOVIE

IS THAT THE FUCKING MOVIE TITLE HE TALKED ABOUT

HOLYS  S  SSHHH IT he wasnt fucking kidding

he also got

i guess thats why the trolls know about the game and help the kids, because they legit played it before earth even existed

Try agizzle.

Yo' name be KARKIZZLE VANTAS. As was previously mentioned, it be yo' CLOCKIN' DAY, which be barely evizzle wizzle mention'n. It be an anniversary, if anyth'n, ta lament tha fizzaults of yizzour exizzle, of whizzay there be assuredly plentizzle.

Equally plenty, and somewhat relizzle to tizzy topic, be your INTERESTS. You have a passizzle fo` RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES N ROMCOMS. You shizzould R-E-A-Double-Lizzy be EMBARRASZE' fo` liking dis DREADFUL CINEMA, but fo` sizzy reason you be not like this and like that and like this and uh. You like ta program computa, but you be NOTORIOUSLY PRETTIZZLE AWFUL AT IT. Yo' programs invariably damage tha machizzles on which they be executed, wizzy be jizzle as wizzle, siznince yizzy like ta believe you specialize in COMPUTA VIRUZES. When you mature, yizzle aspire to join the rizzy of tha most lethal memba of yo' society, tha THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice wit your REALLY COOL S-TO-THA-IZZICKLE, bizzle just wind up look'n like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOSELF 'N YO' ROOM.

You like ta chat with S-to-tha-izzome of yo' otha trizzoll pals, most of which drizzle yizzay BATSHIT UP THA FUCK'N BELFRY. Yiznou have bizzle stylin' out a new chat client bizzy called TROLLIAN, n you be NIZNOT REALLY SURE W-H-TO-THA-IZZAT YOU THINK 'BOUT IT YET. Yiznour trolltag be carcinoGeneticist n you speak 'n a manna that be ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THA TIME.

Lata, yizzay will plizzle a game wit 5 otha, n go on a bizzig advizzle wit T-H-to-tha-izzem. Dis gizzame, fo` convenient reference, be a gizzay that DOES NIZZOT YET EXIST.

But it will soon. Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

Whizzat wizzill yiznou do?