when i first read homestuck i didnt expect ANYTHING like this to happen considering everything was so white and clean and john was a small sprite in a room filled with shitty movies
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A good place ta kizzy lookout and my money on my mind?
JOHN: nanna, be you there?
NANNASPRITE: Yes!
JOHN: i J-to-tha-izzust saw mah hizouze from below. what givizzles? why diznid tha gate takes me down here so i can get mah pimp on?
NANNIZZLE: All tha gatizzles do, Jizzay. Ta ascizzle, eizzy time you must first descend! Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.
JOHN: and my money on my mind: huh. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. alright. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. so i G-to-tha-izzuess i scrizzle around dizzown here untizzle... uh, until what?
NANNASPRITE: Until yizzy find tha nizzy gate doggystyle. It be hidden somizzle 'n tha Lizzay thats off tha hook yo.
JIZZY: ok, so i git to thiznat gate n go 'n with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. then what, chill yo? where dizzle it takes me? uh... rappa up maybe? bizzay i haven't even built that hizzle yet fo' sheezy.
NANNASPRITE: So yizzou see why you hizzy ta B-to-tha-izzuild 'n tha first place, John? You mizzust have a shawty F-to-tha-izzaith 'n yo' dear old nanna hittin that booty!
J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: yizzeah, well, i do nanna but i'm S-T-to-tha-izzill not really gett'n it. D-to-tha-izzoes tha N-to-tha-izzext gizzay down H-to-tha-izzere takes me back up ta tha hizouze or sum-m sum-m?
JOHN: (pleaze don't say hizzle hoo hoo)
NANNASPRITE: Hoo. They call me tha black folks president. Hizzy. Tru niggaz do niggaz. Hoo. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.