#pg1170

oh man, the characters are building up by the second but alas, 3 of them are already dead and we havent even seen them lmfao. rip uhhh alien-eyes, bulky and reverse uwu

if we told you who died in homestuck, someone would be weirded out by what we are reading. why yes, 3 green aliens, one stuffed grandpa, one suited cat, some thieving crow and a grandma who came back to life as a ghost jester

oh shit there wasnt an 8??

well im guessing these dudes are numbered after pool table balls, which is why some of them have full color and some have stripes.

[I] SS: Examine vendetta itinerary.

These is tha mugshotz of mah playas yo ass is goin ta kill.

Yo ass gots a head start. Yo ass already offed crowbar (7), matchsticks (11), n' quartas (14), depletin dem of a shitload of they muscle. You've still gots ta peep up fo' tha others, n' stay wary of they despicable time shenanigans.

Itchy (1) has given you tha slip repeatedly. Doze (2) you've captured n' invigorated just as repeatedly, ta no avail. Trace (3) has fucked up tha fuck into yo' secret hideout mo' times than you can count, while fin (5) always seems ta be a step ahead of y'all n' scoops yo' heists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. clover (4) has all tha intel n' is highly cooperative. Yo ass might need his ass ta crack tha vault yo. Dude bout ta be guarded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Best ta stay tha fuck away from take a thugged-out dirtnap (6) up in any direct confrontations unless you want a temporal mess on yo' hands. But if you need any repairs, you could always git ta stitch (9) n' "persuade" his muthafuckin ass fo' realz. And you might need ta if you can't bust a cap up in sawbuck (10) wit a cold-ass lil clean shot. Eggs (12) n' biscuits (13) is morons. But they is fucked up morons. Cans (15) be a tank n' yo' crew'll probably need mo' ammunizzle than you packed ta take his ass down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

No one knows what tha fuck Lord Gangsta looks like. But that'll be erected tonight.

You've gots dibs on Gangsta. Dat punk all yours.