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How about a little #gymspiration to help you power through the middle of the week?

Gio had been the portrait of fitness up until yesterday, when he absentmindedly took a swig of his roommate’s pre-workout. If only one swig of GroBig gave him that gut, he’s lucky he didn’t drink the whole bottle!

CINEMATIC THICKENINGS

Pfatter U is lucky enough to have our newest Professor in Lipidology, Dr. C. Dance, working in our Human Performance lab, making some exciting modifications to our Thickening Machine prototypes.

As he inflates our very willing student test subjects, he’s able to capture the transformation in very cinematic detail. While his salary is costly, we hope to continue to fund Dr. C. Dance’s work and feature it on Pfatter U’s Patreon - like Kevin here, who signed up for 100 extra lbs and ended up for triple what he bargained for!

Join our Senior Class tier to enjoy all two+ minutes of our new professor’s footage! 🐷😉

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Pfatter University is proud to announce we recently surpassed 1,000 active subscribers on our Patreon.

To celebrate, we’ve released an exclusive supercut featuring 1,000 pounds’ worth of transformations (or maybe more! 🐷😉) featuring our expansive student body.

The video opens on Sayid, an already hefty Senior who got much more than he bargained for in the Thickening Machine - and the gains keep rapidly increasing up from there!

This is just a small taste! Join the Faculty Tier to see hundreds and hundreds more pounds gained by Sayid’s classmates, and gain access to our extensive library with dozens of Pfatter videos and photos!

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📸 PFATTER YOU SELFIE APP

We’re pleased to announce the release of some exciting new technology - the Pfatter You selfie app!

As part of their final exam, our students from the Computer Sciences and Entrepreneurship departments teamed up to design exciting new media opportunities, and seniors Trevor and Vince came up with an A+ project! (check them out in the clip above).

How it works: simply take a selfie and watch yourself grow - the highly complex coding does the rest (don’t ask us how!).

Join our Senior Class tier to watch this compilation video for our very photogenic students living out our school motto: “Imagine a Pfatter U!” 😉🐷

Slimmer T-Shirts: Back in Stock!

Pfatter University’s patented Slimmer T-Shirts are finally back in stock, much to the relief of our rapidly-growing student body.

Trying to hide the Freshman 50 from your fitness-obsessed mom on Parents’ Weekend? Gotta keep that expanding belly in check while you run the 300 meter dash? Or maybe you’re just trying to indulge in our all-you-can eat dining hall without worrying about popping a button or three. Slimmer T-Shirts are the perfect solution to keep those rolls under control.

See how effective our t-shirts are in this infomercial filled with student testimonials, and see just how much they’re able to hide away as they take our product off! Watch all two glorious minutes by joining our Senior Class tier!

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Normally, we at Pfatter University would never post something so scandalous - but it’s for a good cause! Every year, our Pfatt Gives Back student organization donates money to causes in need; one of their most successful fundraisers is selling a quite steamy calendar called Snacks with Snacks, which as you can see features some of our most attractive students posing with their favorite junk food … in very little clothing! 😳

The calendar won’t be out until Christmastime, but we figured we’d share a sneak preview. Above you’ll see footage of Augie, a Pfatter Sophomore, enjoying his favorite treat, pizza, while relaxing in his dorm.

Join our Senior Class tier to see many more photos from the Snacks with Snacks photoshoot - and an exclusive behind-the-scenes video featuring Augie and his three classmates: Ignacio, Jeremiah, and Sonny! Enjoy! 😉🐷

TRANSFORM YOURSELF AT PFATTER U!

The Pfatter U Admissions team has been working on a big promotional video, highlighting all the truly transformational opportunities we have to offer: the Thickening Machine and GroBig Mass Gain powder, to our all new Bloat Ray, you’ll leave your skinny jeans behind when you enroll at Pfatter University!

Watch this preview to see our student bodies grow as they rapidly pack on the pounds! Drop a comment to let our Admissions Team know if you’ll be sending in your application! 😉🐷

Want to see the other half of this promo? Join our Senior Class tier to watch, and to access our extensive video library of all the big men on campus!