#pezzy x reader

luke hughes 43 [ video ]

The parking lot lights cast a glow over you as you stand beside Luke, his Michigan jersey hanging off your frame. The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You gasp dramatically, shoot him a playful grin, and take off running. Luke freezes for half a second, staring straight into the camera with a crooked smile—then bolts after you, sneakers pounding the pavement. Both of you disappear out of frame, laughter echoing in the Michigan night.

matt rempe 73 [ video ]

The audio kicks on: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You’re sitting criss-cross at the edge of the bed, scrolling on your phone, while Matt is stretched out behind you, one arm tucked under his head. He side-eyes you with that slow, mischievous grin spreading across his face. Before you can even react, he lunges. “Matt—!” you squeal as he side-tackles you, both of you tumbling right off the side of the bed in a mess of laughter and tangled blankets. From the floor, you groan, “You’re insane.” He just laughs, pressing a kiss to your shoulder. “Blame the audio, not me.”

nico hischier 13 [ video ]

Snowflakes blur the windows as the two of you sit tucked in his car, heater humming softly. The audio plays: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Nico doesn’t hesitate. His hand slides across the console, grabbing your waist and tugging you closer until you’re practically in his seat. He leans over the console, lips brushing against your neck as you burst into giggles.

quinn hughes 43 [ video ]

The apartment is quiet except for the clack of Quinn’s keyboard as he sits at the island, laptop open. You’re standing behind him, leaning against the counter, mouthing along to the audio: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Quinn glances over his shoulder once—then pushes his chair back so fast it scrapes against the floor. In two steps, he’s scooping you up, and you automatically wrap your legs around his waist, laughing as you bury your face into his neck. The video cuts there. A little while later, his phone buzzes on the counter with a text from Jack, Little Brother: you’re such a simp 😂 Quinn just shakes his head, grinning at the screen before tucking you in closer.

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christian pulisic 11 , 10 [ video ]

The water ripples softly around you as you float just a few feet away from Christian, sun glinting off the surface. The audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Christian’s eyes meet yours, a small smile tugging at his lips. He doesn’t rush—just lifts his hands under the water, sliding them gently around your arms. Slowly, he pulls you toward him, the space between you closing until you’re back-to-chest, audio ends and he’s not letting you go.

gavi 6 , 9 [ video ]

The audio kicks on: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You’re sitting in the passenger seat, camera angled perfectly. Gavi doesn’t move—he just sits there in the driver’s seat, grinning at the camera like he’s filming a selfie, completely unaware of what he’s supposed to do. You glance at him, then back at the camera, shaking your head with a laugh. He notices and tilts his head, confused, but still smiling big. The audio fades out and, a beat too late, he blurts, “Wait… qué?!” his face scrunching in pure confusion while you’re already laughing at him.

pedri 8 , 20 [ video ]

You’re in your room, music low in the background as the audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You jump and spin around dramatically, grinning at the camera. Pedri, sitting on the edge of the bed, immediately mimics you—same spin, same jump—mocking with a playful smirk. But as soon as the words register, he freezes mid-laugh. His eyes flick to you, and in a sudden burst he reaches out, grabbing your waist. With a laugh, he spins you just slightly—momentum carrying both of you forward until you tumble onto the floor in a heap, laughter echoing through the room. Of course a “Qué fue eso?” was heard from your roommate and older twin brother Gavi.

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charles leclerc 16 [ video ]

The office is quiet, shelves lined with books and the faint glow of your computer screen behind you. The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Charles’ smile spreads immediately. He steps forward, hands sliding to your waist. In one smooth motion, he pulls you back against him and lifts you right off the ground, your legs kicking up into the air as you squeal in surprise. Pressed to his chest, you can feel his quiet laugh rumble as he holds you there, the camera catching his grin over your shoulder.

franco colapinto 43 [ video ]

The Buenos Aires skyline glitters behind you, the night air warm on the rooftop. You hold the phone up, mouthing along as the audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Franco glances at you, a smirk tugging at his lips. He steps closer, reaching his hand out like he’s about to pull you in—then, at the last second, he gives you the gentlest little push instead. You stumble forward with a laugh, swatting at him as he bursts out laughing, his grin wide against the glowing city lights.

lando norris 4 [ video ]

The video starts in the living room, Lando looking up at you with a puzzled expression. “What is this?” he asks, eyebrows raised. Before you can answer, the audio cuts in: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Lando’s whole face lights up. Grinning like a kid, he reaches out, grabs the back of your legs, and buries his face into your thigh, shaking his head against you in exaggerated happiness. You burst into laughter, steadying yourself as he clings to you, the video ending on his ridiculous grin.

max verstappen 1 [ video ]

The car hums softly as you hold your phone up, camera angled toward you. The audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You pan the camera at Max for a second—he’s focused on the road, jaw set—before turning the camera back on yourself with a little frown. A moment later, the camera dips just slightly, catching Max’s hand resting firmly on your thigh, his grip tightening as the audio fades and your smile bright on your face.

ollie bearman 87 [ video ]

The California sun dips low over the ocean, painting the sky in warm streaks. You take off running toward the water, sand kicking up beneath your feet as the audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Just before you reach the shoreline, Ollie’s hand catches your waist. With a playful tug, he spins you back toward him—momentum carrying you both down onto the sand. He takes the fall first, pulling you close so you land safely against his chest. You burst into laughter, faces inches apart, as the waves crash behind you and he just grins, keeping you tucked securely in his arms.

oscar piastri 81 [ video ]

The church doors are open behind you, people are seen walking the steps to the inside. You stand with your hands tucked behind your back, sneaking a glance at Oscar just as the audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Oscar dips his head with a little grin, slipping an arm around your shoulders and pulling you into his side. He presses a gentle kiss to your temple, lingering there a second longer than expected. When he pulls back, his voice is soft but teasing: “Perfect timing.” You can’t help but giggle, leaning into him as the camera catches the quiet moment.

arthur leclerc [ video ]

The camera is propped up, catching you standing in frame, a little smirk tugging at your lips. Arthur strolls by casually, glancing at the lens before walking completely out of frame, leaving you standing there alone. The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You roll your eyes with a playful shake of your head, thinking he’s missed his cue—when suddenly Arthur’s arm shoots back into frame. He grabs your waist, tugging you with a surprising force. With a squeal and a burst of laughter, you’re yanked right out of the shot, the video ending on an empty frame and the sound of both your laughs off camera.

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big puffer [ video ]

He’s mid-stream, headset on, focused on the game when you lean into frame and ask him to do the trend. The audio plays: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Instead of moving, Puffer glances at you with a smirk, then casually flips you off, going right back to his game. Chat immediately explodes “BRO?? “does he not love her?? “I’ll grab her if he won’t” “L boyfriend energy rn.” You laugh from off-camera while he just grins, knowing exactly what he started, you walk out but not before hearing a, “Shut the fuck up chat she’s fine as fuck.”.

pezzy [ video + a little change ]

The camera catches you standing at the edge of the bed while Pezzy stands next to you, scrolling on his phone. The audio kicks on: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Instead of reaching for you, Pezzy suddenly jumps onto you like a koala. His arms and legs wrap tightly around you as you squeal a “Max!” in surprise, stumbling backward. The two of you topple onto the bed in a mess of laughter, Pezzy clinging to you like he’s never letting go while the audio fades out.

smii7y [ video ]

The camera catches you lying in bed, curled up against Smii7y while Octavia is sprawled happily at his other side. The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” For a second, it looks like he’s about to reach for you—then he suddenly nudges you away and throws his arm over Octavia instead, pulling her in closer with a grin. You gasp in mock betrayal while Octavia soaks up all the attention, tail thumping against the blanket.

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bob reynolds [ video ]

You stand beside the couch, arms folded as Bob sits leaned forward, controller in hand, completely focused on his game. The audio kicks in: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” At first, he doesn’t move, his eyes glued to the screen. You tilt your head at him, waiting. Then, without warning, he reaches out with one hand, pinching your side just enough to make you squeak and move away. He glances up at you with that bright, boyish grin, eyes crinkling in amusement. For a beat, it looks like he might say something—but instead he just chuckles, shakes his head, and turns right back to his game, the smile still lingering on his face.

the sentry [ video ]

The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” You dart off, trying to bolt out of frame with a laugh—but he’s faster. In an instant, Sentry’s hand closes around your arm, stopping you effortlessly. As he pulls you back, his eyes flare gold, the glow sparking with impossible energy. He turns toward the camera, that power radiating in his stare—before the screen jolts violently as if he’s knocked it over. The video ends in static and laughter just out of frame.

the void [ video ]

Bob’s room is dim, shadows swallowing the corners as the audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” His presence shifts immediately—calm, dangerous, consuming. In one fluid motion, The Void’s hand comes up, fingers wrapping firmly around your neck. He pulls you closer with ease, the world outside that moment ceasing to exist. Only you catch it—the white ghost of a smirk curving his lips, meant solely for you. A shiver runs down your spine and your thighs clench as the audio fades, your pulse quickening under his grip.

soctt summers [ video ]

The audio begins, “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine,” as you stand in front of the mirror, phone lifted to record. The reflection catches Scott sprawled across the bed behind you, still stretched out like he has no intention of moving. As the camera slowly zooms in on him, he just lifts one arm lazily, reaching out into the air in your direction without even getting up. You glance back at him through the mirror, breaking into laughter, while he smirks faintly and lets his hand drop back to the sheets.

bucky barnes [ video ]

The audio starts in the quiet living room: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” , you expect him not to know the trend, but Lena and Ava explained it to him, but Bucky doesn’t pull or yank—he just reaches out, cold metal fingers closing gently around your hand. With a small smile, he tugs you forward and spins you, like you’re back in some 1940s dance hall. You laugh as he dips you smoothly, his flesh hand steady at your back, before pulling you upright again. He doesn’t let go—just wraps you into a warm hug, holding you close against his chest while the audio fades, a faint, old-school grin tugging at his lips.

john walker [ video ]

The new Avengers common area is quiet, TV light flickering across John’s face as he sits back on the couch, one arm slung lazily over the backrest. The audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” He doesn’t move at first, just smirks at the screen like he’s in on the joke. Then, in one swift motion, his arm snakes around your waist. He tugs you sideways across him, the two of you toppling until you’re lying stretched out on the couch, your chest pressed against his. John settles back comfortably, grin widening as he locks his arms around you, keeping you right where he wants you while the audio fades.

logan howlett [ video ]

The bedroom is quiet, moonlight slipping through the blinds. You sat up in the bed, playing with your ponytail as the audio starts: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Logan, who is sitting up behind you, lets his eyes track over you with that low, dangerous smirk on display . Then his hand shoots out, rough fingers curling around your ponytail. With a sharp tug, he yanks you back against him, your back slams into his chest as the camera cuts off and he’s pulling you closer mumbles a, “The finest one I know.”

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lex luthor [ video ]

The office is dim, city lights casting sharp angles through the glass windows. Lex sits behind his desk in his immaculate suit, pen scratching across paperwork. You stand patiently at his side, dark blue fabric swaying—the poofy dress he had chosen for you himself to match him. The audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Without so much as lifting his gaze from the documents, his hand rises. Fingers curl around your throat and chin, firm and commanding, tugging you down until you’re seated in his lap. Your feet kick gently as you lean in to kiss him, his smirk curving against your lips. He finally looks up, eyes sharp, every move deliberate as he holds you exactly where he wants you.

clark kent [ video ]

The camera’s already recording as you step into place, brushing your hair back, getting ready for the audio. Before the line can even finish—“Fellas, grab your lady-”—Clark blurs into frame, moving faster than you can react. His arms scoop you up effortlessly, spinning you in the air as both of you vanish out of frame. Off camera, your laugh carries through, followed by your breathless voice: “Clark! You didn’t even let it finish!” His chuckle rumbles in response, warm and unbothered.

superman [ video ]

The kitchen hums quietly, late-night city lights glowing through the tall windows. You’re still in your suit, perched beside him at the table, a soft smile playing on your lips. The audio begins: “Fellas, grab your lady if your lady fine.” Superman doesn’t hesitate. Sitting on your right, he lifts his left arm, that impossible strength tempered into a gentle touch. His hand cups the side of your face, pulling you smoothly across the small space. You melt into his side as his cape brushes against your shoulder, his calm smile the last thing the camera catches before the audio fades.

Bonous

When the end of the day finally came around, you found Pezzy in his room and voiced this to him, even though it was embarrassing to do so. You were both tired and didn't feel like moving much but you were more than happy to just feel his cock in you. You got undressed and only put one of his shirts on before straddling his hips.

Before he lets you sink down on him, he makes sure that you are well prepared to take him. He brings his hand down to your exposed cunt and he runs a finger through your already slick folds. When he decides that he is done teasing you, since he has been doing that all day, he sticks a finger in you, gently working you open. Once he feels like you take more, he slowly adds another finger in, and he continues to do this until he believes that you can take his dick without hurting yourself.

You move to position yourself over his dick, you slowly sink down on him, accommodating to the stretch. When you finally get yourself positioned on his dick, the two of you talk about random things but mostly sitting in silence for the most part. He covers what skin is exposed with the blanket, covering himself as well.

The two of you were sitting comfortably in silence, starting to doze off until there was a knock at his door followed by a Droid talking. Simon makes sure that you are covered before he tells Droid that he can come in, while sounding irritated. They have a brief interaction but as they talk, you reposition yourself slightly making you inhale sharply but you cover it up with a yawn.

Once Droid leaves, Pezzy chuckles lowly, "Trying to show off for him?" He says as he massages your hips "My filthy girl. Dirty, dirty girl." He says kissing you.

"Should I fuck you? Let him hear how good I make you feel?" He says slowly bucking his hips up as you whine and whimper into his shoulder.

"Maybe that's a bad idea, the whole house won't sleep if we do that."

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When Grizzy moved out, the house felt different. Well. It felt different when Puffer left, too, but this was a different kind of different. It was like the puzzle pieces just fit together, and you, Droid, and Pezzy just functioned like a well-oiled machine. There were no fights, or disagreements really, or even many complaints between you. 

Then, Droid started talking about buying his own house and moving out. That threw a fork in your path. Suddenly, moving out was a sore subject, and no one wanted to be split up.

You and Pezzy have not thought that either of your financial situations would support buying a house yet, so you came up with a genius plan.

“Wait, so you and Pezzy want to move into my house?” Droid asked, confused. “Not against you guys, but the whole point of getting a house is not having roommates.”

“Hear me out first,” you said as you put your hands out. “Pezzy and I aren’t financially ready to get our own places yet. Who better to give our money to than our friend to help him pay off his house? If you haven’t clocked it yet, we’re talking about you.”

“Plus, you know we won’t destroy the place, unlike some other flatmate you have,” Pezzy joked.

“Aye, don’t talk about Oso like that,” Droid said back with a glare at Pezzy. 

Anyway, that’s how you ended up just moving into Droid’s new house with Pezzy. 

None of you ever mentioned it, but everything just flowed so easily between you guys. There were no arguments, no (real) disagreements, and it just made for a seamless household. 

Eventually, those little conversations about “I made extra food, you want some” became “get in the car, we’re going for a late-night Whataburger run.” 

Those “Hey can I borrow your jacket, I’m cold” became just simply laying against whoever was nearby and wrapping your arms around them tightly (and sometimes under their shirts if you were cold enough).

You started adopting their humor and their interests, and they started doing the same with you. You took up playing some video games and going on bike rides with them, and they, in turn, started picking up your habits. It wasn’t until you joined Droid for a late-night stream that you actually started to notice the similarities.

“Why do you look like the same person lol,” A chat read out, and that’s when you noticed you and Droid were wearing basically the same thing. Granted, it was a simple hoodie and grey sweatpants, but the hoodies were the same color (dark blue), and the sweatpants you were wearing were actually Pezzy’s, so you said as much.

“Nah, I think these are Pezzy’s, to be honest,” You chuckled as you pointed at them just as Droid’s room door opened.

“What’s mine?” Pezzy asked as he walked in with a 12-pack of beers. Coincidently, Pezzy was also wearing a dark blue hoodie and grey sweatpants.

“Hear me out, I think one of you is wearing mine because the legs on mine are short as fuck,” Droid pipped up.

“Are you calling us short?” You gasped in mock offense. All three of you dissolved into laughs until you muttered, “We should really be writing our names on our stuff. I think Pezzy has my favorite jeans and a few of my graphic tees, and Droid, I’m pretty sure you have my Puffer hoodie.”

“Woah, I’ve never seen three ‘roommates’ share so much shit,” Another chatter said, and that’s when you shifted all of your attention to the chat to see what everyone was saying.

“Just kiss already, damn.”

“The tension is real.”

“Do they not see it?”

“Is my Droidy/n dreams coming true?”

“Absolutely not! Pezzyy/n for the win!”

“Ok, guys, shut the fuck up,” Droid said, immediately moving you out of the way to minimize the chat screen. “Get outta here with that shit.”

“Are they shipping us again?” Pezzy asked, kneeling down to look at the screen.

“Not you and me. Just me and Y/n, and you and Y/n,” Droid said as he shook his head in disappointment.

“Why do you sound disappointed lmao,” A text-to-speech chat rang through the speakers, and that's when you looked over at Pezzy and Droid.

“I mean, and hear me out here,” You started off, catching both of their attentions, “If, hypothetically, I did like one of you, which I don’t, would it be a problem?”

“This is not a conversation to have live. Later, guys,” Droid rushed as he ended the stream quickly. He double-checked to make sure everything was ended before shutting his PC off completely and turning to face you fully. Pezzy decided to stand and lean against Droid’s desk instead of sitting on the ground. “Now, let’s set this straight. Yes, it’s a problem if you, hypothetically, like one of us.”

“Because honestly, we both really like you,” Pezzy chimed in as he scratched the back of his neck. “It’s been something we talked about for a while. We were just waiting for the right time to bring it up with you, but chat seems to be pretty observant.”

“Well, why couldn't I just date both of you? We already all live together and act like we’re together.”

“But you just said you didn’t like one of us,” Droid trailed off in confusion as he looked over at Pezzy to see if he knew where you were going with this.

“Yeah, I don’t like one of you,” You replied in a flat tone, but the expressions on their faces dropped immediately. That made you feel bad, so you dropped the act, “Clearly, I like both of you.”

“You couldn’t have started with that?!” Droid and Pezzy shouted in sync, causing you to laugh.

“I told y’all to hear me out,” You chuckled as you stood up. “It’s your fault for jumping to conclusions too fast. Anyway, I’m feeling celebratory ice cream. Either of you down to go with me?”

“Bold of you to assume we’d let you drive,” Pezzy chuckled, heading out of the room to grab his shoes.

“Yeah, you have astigmatism,” Droid pointed out, leaving the room to also find his shoes, “I’m never trusting you to drive at night after last time.”

“It was one time, and I swear that light post came out of nowhere!” You shouted as you followed after them. “This is bullying! We just confirmed whatever this was, and suddenly, I’m being bullied!”

“This is how we’ve always been,” Pezzy laughed as he threw an arm over your shoulder as you both waited for Droid, “You’re just reading too much into it. Now, Droid, hurry the fuck up, or we’re leaving without you!”

“I can’t find my vans!” Droid shouted from his room before you heard a crash, presumable from him throwing things around. You dropped your head, trying to hold off a laugh, when something caught your eye.

“Okay, hear me out,” You started, biting back a laugh, “I think Pezzy’s wearing them.”

“I swear, is this going to become an everyday thing?” Droid shouted as he opted to just grab the next closest pair of shoes.

“Not to quote Pezzy or anything, but you’re just reading too much into it,” You said in a mocking tone as Droid walked out of his room. Then, together, you all walked outside to your car. You all took your usual seats as Pezzy started the car. “This is how we’ve always been.”

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