what was the pettiest thing you've done in a break up?
I think I have my top two favorite things 😂 both these ex cheated on me so they deserved it 😂
So this girl and I (we shall name B) had been dating for about 4-5 months at this point. B and I lived about two hours from each other and we’d meet up a couple times a week or on the weekends. So come to find out, B had told me her ex (which I knew from my little lesbian community) wanted to fight me and didn’t like me because I stole her away from her and blah blah blah. She had also stated that her other ex wanted to fight me too and was upset with me..she was also one of her best friends at the time (WHY I DIDNT SEE THAT AS RED FLAG NUMBER ONE) I was told to never speak to either of them by her and I’m like okay…just minding my own business figure your own shit out over there..I was also only allowed to go to this gay bar an hour away if she was with me (RED FLAG NUMBER TWO) I didn’t think anything of it since there was literally two other gay bars closer to my house anyway..my ex would also cause arguments to occur on social media with her exes commenting on my Instagram post of us or any tweets about her (RED FLAG NUMBER THREE)
ANYWHOO we ended up breaking up because of the distance like a week or two before this vacation i had planned for us and asked if we could still go on it since everything was paid for I’m like fuck it sure….So my coworker who recently moved to this city an hour away invited me out with his husband to the bar B always said i couldn’t go too without her. So I’m like okay BET I know she’ll be there and I’ll look extra hot and my eyeliner WILL BE ON POINT. So we get to this bar, I walk in and look to my right and there’s her ex, i look to my left and there’s her ex/best friend and straight ahead of me in said ex tongue fucking some girl who she leaves with like an hour later. So I’m like well I’m going to need drinks pronto 😂
So everything is going fine, it’s a nightclub so there was a lot of room to mingle.. I’m vibing on the dance floor with some drag queens just having a fun ass time. So I’m waiting in line at the bathroom when her ex/best friend comes up to talk to me and I’m like okay..we gonna fight, here we go. She starts asking me questions about said ex and we realize she has told us the same exact story..that “oh they are crazy, they want to fight you, never talk to them, they want to beat your ass, please don’t create any drama with them please for me” I also discover she would beg her to come over at night when I wasn’t there and would lead her on by saying she loved her still and would have her break up with whatever girl she was dating and then B would drop her, ghost her, and go fuck another girl. Basically anytime I wouldn’t give her the attention she needed, she would then jump to her ex and if the ex didn’t have time for her..she’s jump to her ex/best friend..and if that didn’t work she’d go fuck some random girl she just met on a dating app. I also discovered through the grapevine, she had access to her exes social media accounts so she’d be the one posting rude comments under posts..not them.
So then I’m like well I need a fucking shot because what the actual fuck like FUCK THIS BITCH. Her ex comes up to us at the bar and we’re like hold up before you say anything we have questions AND SURPRISE SURPRISE, she was told the same story as well. So throughout the night we would find more and more girls that she cheated on me/us with and would use the same story over and over. She literally fucked half the bar unknowingly to me while i was with her..So I gathered up the ex/best friend to take a photo to send her and titled it “We know everything” and blocked her on everything.
She comes to my house crying apologizing to me like a week or two later and I’m laughing because i was just over the situation This thot also NEVER GAVE ME BACK MY FAVORITE HOODIE EITHER 🤬 she also reaches out months later apologizing and wanting to fix us and how she’s working on herself to be better for me and I hit her with “cool story bruh👍”
The real petty part comes when I planned a vacation for B and I to go for like 12 days to Florida. All inclusive resort and this bomb hotel room that overlooks the ocean. She had been talking about it for weeks and really excited to go..we agreed to still go on the trip after we broke up and home girl still expected me to take her after I found out too. So I took her ex/best friend on the trip instead. She blew up her phone and my phone the entire trip and when she’d FaceTime her, I’d answer and say she’s a little busy right now or we’d just say shit to piss her off. She thought we were hooking up the entire time too which drove her insane. She’d be the first to view any and all snaps I would post or Instagram posts and made fake accounts to try to see what we were doing (because I kept blocking her) I also took her ex on a few dates after that too because I knew her ex would tell her we were hanging outs I also sent her new girlfriend (the love of her life..her everything..her first and last thought of the day) the screenshots of her begging for me to give her another chance (literally on the day she gave her a promise ring too)and a video of her bending over a girl on the dance floor and kissing her “when she was at a tournament” Turns out she has been cheating on her and told her ex/best friend she was just using her to get over me 😂
