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I was flipping through one of the new books I got for the library and I came across this:
Nick Fury canonically owns a guinea pig, y'all.
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3 pigs in a pod 🫛
I wanted to save this until I posted the video to my Youtube, but I couldn't help but show this part of the title card now or I was gonna freak out
Dog for a little indie game called Petsitting 🛸
oh look I posted the video ayooo
The very friendly cat here slept on my bed last night which was not unexpected and was cool because he just stayed on the blanket at the foot of the bed like a good boy. The dog slept across the hall on the owner's bed. But guess what. The dog was just crying and now is also on my bed under his blankie. So now we are three. The other cat is still in the other room. Normally I only catch a glimpse of her but she also doesn't seem afraid of me now. I won't try to pet her but she doesn't bolt now. Oh now the friendly cat left. Now it's just me & the doggo.
petsitting is funny cause sometimes people write to you saying "the cat is a needy princess who loves strangers and being pet, and she will probably follow you everywhere". and another time you'll get a message starting with "good morning, the cat will probably vomit somewhere in the house, don't pet her or she will bite you". and that's like okay. like i get it, i would also bite random people if they tried to pet me when my humans (#myhumans) are away.
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Petsitting a friend's cat, who is used to spy on the neighbourhood from the balcony. But now there's all this snow in the way and it's cold.
The way he looks at me like he expects me to fix it XD
Help! Is my friend going to be all pissy that I lost his cat?
Miss Manners, Washington Post, 28 November 2022:
Dear Miss Manners: A friend of mine is staying with me, and he went home for Thanksgiving, leaving his cat here. Well, I woke up the first morning after he left, and the cat is gone.
It is common for us to leave the doors open during the day, but the cat has never run off until now. So what do I do? Do I call my friend and tell him over the phone? Or do I wait till he gets back, hoping the cat will return in the meantime? But if the cat doesn’t return, will he be hurt that I didn’t inform him right away?
What a shock it must have been to discover that leaving the doors of your house wide open resulted in a cat vacating the premises! Such a bizarre, once-in-a-lifetime occurrence could never have been predicted! Consider reaching out to Ripley's to see if they are interested in this surreal and freakish incident.
But to the heart of your question: it's difficult to say whether any given person would give a single solitary fuck if their pet fell off the face of the earth. Everyone is so different! Sure, a few folks might want to know that their beloved companion has been lost, but the vast majority are probably just going to be like, meh, win some, literally lose some -- hence your harrowing conundrum about whether this man deserves to know whether his cat is safe in the care of the person entrusted with such! A handful of people would want to know about and participate in the search for a lost pet, but a lot of people probably forget they even have a cat once it leaves their direct line of sight! It's entirely possible, even more likely, that your friend is just this kind of person!
And yet, what if there is the tiny, minuscule, almost unfathomable chance that your friend cares whether his cat lives or dies? It's already truly bizarre that this feline hit the bricks after finding every available escape route labeled with a neon sign saying "take me," so it's hard to imagine the universe handing you something as doubly strange as your friend giving the barest shit about his errant pet.
The best course of action is to keep everything to yourself, forever, to avoid having one awkward conversation. On the off chance your friend expresses concern about his cat's whereabouts, simply place his belongings on the curb. Act as if you have never met him and never heard of his cat. Problem solved.
