caged and plugged but it’s a floret in the puppy crate with injectors shoved all over her body

im way more into boots than i thought i was. like if someone's wearing leather boots and then they like step on me. and maybe kick me a little. i really wana bee on all four and then kiss someone's shoes for an extended period of time. like maybe they're working or something and ii clean their boots. or maybe they have one shoe on mmy back and then im kissing the other one. that would be pretty cool i htink

if you find your kittydoll curled up with its hands over its delicate ears, it is advised to move the doll to a more comfortable environment, scruff it into a daze, and force it into gentle cuddles

they don’t teach you this in school but having someone hold you down and keep your mouth open while they run their thumb along your teeth while you are helpless to do much else but whine is fuckin great

every day i offer my beautiful child (a budgie) a bite of whatever fruit or vegetable i’m eating and every day it goes untouched and rejected. just this week she was offered raspberry and pomegranate and two kinds of orange and a snap pea. none were acceptable offerings. this bird enjoys plain pellets and plain millet and that is IT