Ivor and Petra? (you knew i had to do this to you)
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - As long as both would want it to
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Overnight
How was their first kiss? - Like electricity!
Who is the best man/men? - Magnus, Gabriel, Axel, Lukas
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Oliva, Jesse, Ellegaard,
Who did the most planning? -Both
Who stressed the most? - Petra
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Aiden.
Who is on top? - Both - take turns
Who is the one to instigate things? - Petra
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Seven minutes or more
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - One or two
How many children will they adopt? - If the couldn’t have them naturall still one or two
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Ivor
Who is the stricter parent? - Ivor
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Petra
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - both
Who is the more loved parent? - Both
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both
Who cried the most at graduation? - Petra
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Petra
Who does the most cooking? - Ivor
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ivor
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both
How often do they bake desserts? - Three times a week
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Ivor is for salad, Petra is for either
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Petra
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Petra
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Both
Who cleans the room? - Ivor
Who is really against chores? - Petra
Who cleans up after the pets? - Ivor
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Petra
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ivor
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Petra
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Ivor
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both if they had a dog(s)
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Ivor really wouldn’t bother but Petra would probably do it for every holiday.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To grow as a couple
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Ivor
Who plays the most pranks? - Petra
