Why i am currently writing from my bathtub, vibing on a sleeping bag
aight, so if yall didn’t know, I have 4 dogs.
We got Bailee (5, english bulldog, f), first. My mom wanted a purebred bulldog (not my choice, don’t yell at me about it), the breeder seemed like a nice guy, everything fell into place. He gave us a discount if we let him use her to have 2 litters of puppies, and we would keep half of those profits. If you did not know, these dogs sell for $2,000 if they are super cheap (Bailee was, and even cheaper with the discount, we still love her). We were like “?? aight den?? sounds lucrative??” So we had Bailee, had a total of four litters of puppies with her (we kept one of the babies, but the neighbors left out poison and she died of acute liver failure about nine months ago, RIP Ripley Q~Q), she is now fixed. She is pure of heart, dumb of ass.
Then the breeder (who we still thought was great), coerced my mom (a softie for bulldogs, if you hadn’t guessed) into buying Maze (short for Mazikeen), a purebred French bulldog, under the same stipulations as the first contract. Maze’s puppies were more popular, and sold for more money, until her last litter, which we could not sell at all because the breeder turned tail and ran after a messy divorce with his wife which left us... very confused and very peeved because we had 4 french bulldog puppies and nowhere to put them. We managed to sell two of them, and then we kept Buddy, and my brother (who was living in Santa Cruz for college) kept Lucy (short for Lucifer).
Then Quarantine happened, schools shut down, my brother moved back home with Lucy, and now we have 4 dogs... plus, we had my cat, Sam (short for Sammersamsamsammersam).
Sam was a peculiar cat-- he showed genuine, human empathy on several occasions, he would pee on my bed if I didn’t let him outside in the mornings to go potty out there, and he loved dogs and babies of literally any species. We called him “Uncle Sam” because when the momma dogs got tired of watching their babies, either in the little nursery boxes we set up or playing outside when they were older, Sam would sit nearby and babysit the puppies, who of course loved him to death. They would crawl on him, play with him, bite his ears and tail, and he just never minded. He was the same way with human toddlers: they could just pick him up however, pull on his tail, do that harsh toddler-”pet” motion, and he just purred and nuzzled and cuddled.
But you really couldn’t keep Sam inside. Like, at all. And he was a huge (I mean, large, like the size of your average 2yo in length) and smart and tough, so he was fine for three years. And then he just didn’t come home one day. I think one of the neighbors stole him (yeah, some of our neighbors are assholes. you should hear some of the responses I got when I was putting out lost flyers). I last saw Sam on Valentine’s Day of this year.
But I love cats, and genuinely am not the biggest fan of dogs (I don’t hate them, I just prefer cats), so no matter how much I miss Sam, he ain’t coming back, and I kind of need a cat in my life.
So I decided to foster! (and that was a whole mess, if you want that story I will tell it)
So now, here I am, writing in my bathtub because I have a momma and two baby kittens that we are isolating from our dogs in the bathroom while they adjust, just vibing on a sleeping bag until momma cat trusts me enough to come out and say hi.